So, Limey... What was making you laugh so hard around 8:35 when you were looking at your Iphone?
Texts from Last Night (now with added xtranormal):
May 21, 8:35pm(512) Man, you should see this ugly son of a bitch sitting right behind home plate at the game tonight!
(713) ybbodeus?
(512) Close...Just behind him. And I saw you snickering at what I wrote.
(713) Watch while I stand up and show you my cock. In high def.
(512) That's probably the only way I'd be able to see it.
(713) Zoom in
(512) I've got an HD TV here, not the Hubble Telescope.
(713) Ouch
May 21, 8:45pm
(512) My roommates are getting a kick out of watching someone react to my smartass comments at a professional sporting event.
(713) When I wave one finger, that's all for you.
(512) You're such a teddy bear! ybbodeus looks just as creepy in HD as in person. Boo that giant fucker behind the plate. He's a sack of shit
(713) And to think I thought that Ump has a nice ass.
(512) He had no chance to make that call. He couldn't see Berkman's hand at all from where he was. Fucking giant douchebag.
(713) FGD. It was close. He should keep his thumb up his ass, not in the air.
(512) It wasn't as close as you'd think on replay. He tagged Lance in the armpit after Lance swept home.
May 21, 9:19pm
(713) We've just been invited to a party with the douchebag and the chick in the hot pink. We're going!
(512) Hawt! I want pictures of fake tits before the night is over.
(713) I can get shots of tits, hairy man tits, but tits nonetheless.
(512) Pass. Serious pass.
May 21, 9:38pm
(713) Dude.
(713) The bitch is back.
(512) Hahahaha. Are you guys cycling seats or what?
(713) I can't see that bird's tits whichever seat I sit in.
(512) You should just go sit in her lap.
(713) Lap her lap.
