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Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« on: May 22, 2009, 02:20:04 pm »
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 02:49:12 pm »
Read it here!

You just set the table and now I'm starvin' for Astros vs. Rangers!  Unfortunately, my Rangers fan buddy just left town for the weekend.  Coincidence?  He's probably going to watch Cowboys pre-optional draft workouts or something.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 03:17:36 pm »
Well done, sir.

Serious funny. I actually had to take a pause after old man joke to catch my breath.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 04:18:45 pm »
Holy shit, that was fantastic
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 04:26:42 pm »
Well done, sir.

Serious funny. I actually had to take a pause after old man joke to catch my breath.


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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 05:40:33 pm »
Nice job. Asshole.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Preview Posted!
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 03:51:35 pm »
Strong.  Asshole.
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