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« on: May 14, 2009, 01:38:24 pm »
mr zipp is on the air now
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: 1560
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 01:53:23 pm »
mr zipp is on the air now

That ending was hilarious!
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 02:06:30 pm »
That ending was hilarious!

What did the Zippster have to saytoday? Inquiring minds want to know.
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 02:12:31 pm »
Nuno claimed Zipp leads the league in hating Cooper.  Clearly Nuno doesn't spend enough time here.

Nice breakdown of Coop's (mis)use of his bullpen.

Good detail of Roy's issues ("don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub")

And rapid-fire exchange of 80's cliches.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 02:42:26 pm »
Nuno claimed Zipp leads the league in hating Cooper.  Clearly Nuno doesn't spend enough time here.

Nice breakdown of Coop's (mis)use of his bullpen.

Good detail of Roy's issues ("don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub")

And rapid-fire exchange of 80's cliches.

Ah, a Cliff's Notes/PG version of the TZ.
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 02:47:13 pm »
Exactly so.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.