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What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« on: April 18, 2009, 11:29:49 pm »
Something about falling down and hitting every branch?  Homely women of the world rejoice!  You ain't got nothing on this poor thing:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/04/17/britain-s-got-talent-star-susan-boyle-won-t-get-makeover-says-amanda-holden-115875-21283622/

Not sure if the hand gesture is an indication of the size of her pecker.  Regardless if it's the worlds homeliest woman or a drag queen, the creature does have a good set of singing pipes.
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Re: What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2009, 12:00:17 am »
Incredible voice, great story.

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Re: What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2009, 12:59:57 pm »
Something about falling down and hitting every branch?  Homely women of the world rejoice!  You ain't got nothing on this poor thing:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/04/17/britain-s-got-talent-star-susan-boyle-won-t-get-makeover-says-amanda-holden-115875-21283622/

Not sure if the hand gesture is an indication of the size of her pecker.  Regardless if it's the worlds homeliest woman or a drag queen, the creature does have a good set of singing pipes.

calling this woman a "creature" is maybe the cruelest thing i have read on here in quite a while. perhaps someone thinks this post is funny. i do not.
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Re: What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2009, 10:37:16 pm »
calling this woman a "creature" is maybe the cruelest thing i have read on here in quite a while. perhaps someone thinks this post is funny. i do not.

Substitute "person" for "creature" if that will make it more p.c..  I doubt you'll still find it funny.  I thought it was a drag queen when I saw the picture.  Touching story and all, but yowza, that was a startling picture.  I suppose it falls into the category of Christopher Reeve's and Christa McAuliffe jabs.

How about a regular joke.

Q:  What do you call an old man with his hand up a horse's ass?

A:  An Amish mechanic

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Re: What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 08:50:20 am »
Brad Pitt only wishes he could look like UpTooLate apparently.

Another vote for not funny.
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What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 11:10:32 am »
I thought that this thread was going to be about the flatulent Elm of West Ruislip.
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Re: What's the joke about the ugly tree?
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 02:19:47 pm »
Brad Pitt only wishes he could look like UpTooLate apparently.

I seriously doubt it. 

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