Author Topic: C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog  (Read 1441 times)

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MILWAUKEE—The Brewers' playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hitting first baseman Prince Fielder continue to visualize one another as a 6'7" chili cheese dog and a 260-pound hamburger with all the trimmings, respectively.

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Doesn't MLB have better things to do than make Bidge remove the Sunshine Kids pin and make everyone take down this video?

#16. C.C. Sabathia - "I Just Farted"
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This is fine and delicious work, sir.  I salute thee!

MILWAUKEE—The Brewers' playoff push has run afoul of an unusual distraction, as sources close to the organization confirm that newly acquired husky starting pitcher C.C. Sabathia and sizable power-hitting first baseman Prince Fielder continue to visualize one another as a 6'7" chili cheese dog and a 260-pound hamburger with all the trimmings, respectively.

Read more at The Onion.
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This is fine and delicious work, sir.  I salute thee!

I loved the part about Fielder "seasoning" C.C. while he was i the hot tub.
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I say smorgasbord!