« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Testical Fracture  (Read 4311 times)

homer

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6509
    • View Profile
Testical Fracture
« on: July 02, 2008, 11:27:35 am »
...Snyder suffered what was diagnosed as a left testicular fracture after he was struck by a foul ball off the bat of Corey Hart.

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/articles/2008/07/01/20080701byrnes.html
Logged
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

austro

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 19637
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 11:37:26 am »
I don't think I wanted to know that was possible.
Logged
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

kevwun

  • Prime Time Player
  • Posts: 940
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 11:40:56 am »
That happened to a guy I knew in high school during basketball practice.  He got kneed and ended up having to have surgery.
Logged
Crazy Joe McCluskey was fucking nuts.  It's why they called him Crazy Joe.

MRaup

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 11432
  • The goddamn Germans ain't got nothin to do with it
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 11:42:46 am »
Quote from: homer on July 02, 2008, 11:27:35 am
...Snyder suffered what was diagnosed as a left testicular fracture after he was struck by a foul ball off the bat of Corey Hart.

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/articles/2008/07/01/20080701byrnes.html

I wonder how many points that is worth in fantasy baseball?
Logged
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.

"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das

toddthebod

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3385
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 12:13:57 pm »
Two points. 
Logged
Boom!

Emo Oranges

  • Roster Filler
  • Posts: 109
  • The Clark Formerly Known As ColdCock
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 12:23:05 pm »
I'm sure Q feels better about his concussion now...
Logged

Duke

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1247
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 12:57:32 pm »
Quote from: homer on July 02, 2008, 11:27:35 am
...Snyder suffered what was diagnosed as a left testicular fracture after he was struck by a foul ball off the bat of Corey Hart.

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/articles/2008/07/01/20080701byrnes.html

Must have been some foul tip to do that through a cup.
Logged

Craig

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3289
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 12:58:25 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 02, 2008, 11:42:46 am
I wonder how many points that is worth in fantasy baseball?


It depends whether or not your league counts Past Balls.
Logged

Astroholic

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3807
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 01:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Craig on July 02, 2008, 12:58:25 pm

It depends whether or not your league counts Past Balls.


Ball was ridin high.
Logged

MRaup

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 11432
  • The goddamn Germans ain't got nothin to do with it
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 01:27:51 pm »
Quote from: Duke on July 02, 2008, 12:57:32 pm
Must have been some foul tip to do that through a cup.

Catchers having their cups shatter is not as rare as one might think. And never fun.
Logged
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." - Norm.

"Your words yield destruction, sorrow and are meant just to hate and hurt..." - Das

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 01:30:33 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 02, 2008, 01:27:51 pm
Catchers having their cups shatter is not as rare as one might think. And never fun.

It's happened to me a couple of times.  I coughed blood once.  You want to die.  Literally.  And I mean literally as in really literally, you wish someone would kill you right there on the spot rather than suffer the horrendous pain.  There is no pain I can imagine worse than taking one in the nutsack.
Logged
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Astroholic

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3807
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 01:31:46 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 02, 2008, 01:30:33 pm
It's happened to me a couple of times.  I coughed blood once.  You want to die.  Literally.  And I mean literally as in really literally, you wish someone would kill you right there on the spot rather than suffer the horrendous pain.  There is no pain I can imagine worse than taking one in the nutsack.

Thanks for the visual.  I am having pains just thinking about it.
Logged

JaneDoe

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 8603
  • Missing in Action
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 02:13:58 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 02, 2008, 01:30:33 pm
There is no pain I can imagine worse than taking one in the nutsack.

Birthing a child with no medication?
Logged
"My hammy is a little tight. I wish I was like Ausmus. He's Jewish and isn't allowed to have a pulled hamstring."

Astroholic

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3807
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 02:23:25 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 02, 2008, 02:13:58 pm
Birthing a child with no medication?
You do that? 
Logged

MusicMan

  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 25931
  • Thanks for 2015
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 02:24:37 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 02, 2008, 02:13:58 pm
Birthing a child with no medication?

One of life's great unanswerable comparisons.
Logged
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

Astroholic

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3807
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2008, 02:27:02 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 02, 2008, 02:24:37 pm
One of life's great unanswerable comparisons.

Except one chooses to give natural birth, once does not choose to get hit in the sack.
Logged

das

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3465
    • View Profile
    • Faith Home Ministries
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 02:33:00 pm »
Quote from: Astroholic on July 02, 2008, 02:27:02 pm
Except one chooses to give natural birth, once does not choose to get hit in the sack.
Unless you live in the other 60% of the world.  Or El Paso.
Logged
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

MusicMan

  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 25931
  • Thanks for 2015
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 02:38:12 pm »
Quote from: Astroholic on July 02, 2008, 02:27:02 pm
Except one chooses to give natural birth, once does not choose to get hit in the sack.

It's not a matter of choice, it's a matter of being biologically impossible to experience both.
Logged
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

Noe

  • Guest
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2008, 02:56:12 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 02, 2008, 02:38:12 pm
It's not a matter of choice, it's a matter of being biologically impossible to experience both.

[insert Butterfly McQueen reset here]
Logged

JaneDoe

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 8603
  • Missing in Action
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2008, 03:06:37 pm »
Logged
"My hammy is a little tight. I wish I was like Ausmus. He's Jewish and isn't allowed to have a pulled hamstring."

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Testical Fracture
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2008, 03:08:52 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on July 02, 2008, 02:13:58 pm
Birthing a child with no medication?

Nothing compared to getting hit in the sack. 
Logged
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.
Pages: [1]
« previous next »