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[strosrays]

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[Limey]

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The Pooholes rant gets an A+ from yours truly.  "Prick" is the word that pops into my head whenever I see him and his cocksucking sneer.  Even the way he tosses the ball to a colleague, with that exaggerated "look at me and learn how to throw properly" style that makes him look like a mime on steroids, makes me want to break furniture.

There's a very special room in Hell for Albert.  One with no cameras and no mirrors.

ETA:  And a "Thriller" reset?  Really?

[Taras Bulba]

Quite possibly the best injury report of all time.  Dickhead.

[Gizzmonic]

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OK, between this preview, MRaup's prancing BFiB, and Limey's Pittsburgh songs, I just had to throw my hat into the ring.
 
With apologies to Johnny Cash:

The Man in Drag (after "The Man in Black")

People always ask me why I dress in drag
Why you never see no pants across my ass
And why do my cojones seem to show through my speedo
There's a reason for tight things that I have on

I wear 'em for the dugout's wizened queen
Whose tea shades hide the tears for old James Dean
I wear it for the smirking Poohole standing at first base
A waxing makes it nice to take out legs!

I wear em for the backstop with the lashes
Stripping off his gear because he knows it clashes
But don't think of his antics as a prissy hissy fit
It's just the youngest one's prob'ly got "it"

Well we're doing fabulous I do suppose
Sittin' second place out on the one-third pole
But until a pancake makeup wearin' Jimmy Hat comes back
Out front their oughtta be a man in drag

[pravata]

and another thing about Poo, last series, I forget the game, Pence hits a solid single and rounds first, he turns around and retreats back.  Dick Face decides to be cute and he dekes a throw, Pence panics and jerks his foot back to the bag.  They share a laugh, Cocksucker smirks, Pence laughs nervously.  Fine.  How about if Pence had sprained an ankle?  Real fucking funny then.

[Taras Bulba]

and another thing about Poo, last series, I forget the game, Pence hits a solid single and rounds first, he turns around and retreats back.  Dick Face decides to be cute and he dekes a throw, Pence panics and jerks his foot back to the bag.  They share a laugh, Cocksucker smirks, Pence laughs nervously.  Fine.  How about if Pence had sprained an ankle?  Real fucking funny then.

It would have been fun to watch Nolan Ryan administer to Pujols.

[Limey]

and another thing about Poo, last series, I forget the game, Pence hits a solid single and rounds first, he turns around and retreats back.  Dick Face decides to be cute and he dekes a throw, Pence panics and jerks his foot back to the bag.  They share a laugh, Cocksucker smirks, Pence laughs nervously.  Fine.  How about if Pence had sprained an ankle?  Real fucking funny then.

It's funny until someone gets hurt.  Then it's really funny.

[subnuclear]

As far as the physics of two black holes in local proximity, I think this article has a nice quote :

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060406_blackhole_merge.html

"The question was: Is this pair of supermassive black holes an old married couple, or just strangers passing in the night?" said Craig Sarazin of the University of Virginia. "We now know that they are coupled, but more like the mating of black widow spiders. One of the black holes invariably will eat the other."

[strosrays]

As far as the physics of two black holes in local proximity, I think this article has a nice quote :

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060406_blackhole_merge.html

BTW, please tell me you guys sit around the lab listening to Muse.

[Jose Cruz III]

and another thing about Poo, last series, I forget the game, Pence hits a solid single and rounds first, he turns around and retreats back.  Dick Face decides to be cute and he dekes a throw, Pence panics and jerks his foot back to the bag.  They share a laugh, Cocksucker smirks, Pence laughs nervously.  Fine.  How about if Pence had sprained an ankle?  Real fucking funny then.

There won't be nothing about Poohose funny until I see a Brad Lidge fastball bounce off his ear and make it look like that dudes ear that fought Slice last Saturday.

Or a steroid scandal about him would make me laugh too.

Or what if the New York Post broke the news that Poohose was Piazza's life partner? That would be gold.

[Bench]

Or what if the New York Post broke the news that Poohose was Piazza's life partner? That would be gold.

The sad fact is that I would hope that Piazza would do much better than Albert.

[astrojo]

The sad fact is that I would hope that Piazza would do much better than Albert.

yeah, the tank commander's sloppy seconds........ewwwwwwwww