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[strosrays]

Limerick contest!!

I once knew a girl from Milwaukee
Who said she preferred baseball to hockey
She was only fifteen
But I sent her some green
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[JaneDoe]

Brilliant.

[BudGirl]

Wow, I expected better.

Just kidding.  That was pretty good.

[Bench]

"Thank God, indeed, for little girls" elicited one of the loudest and most sudden laughs I've had in a long time. Very well done.

[mihoba]

There was once a pitcher named Roger
With a recently gained rep as a dodger
He used to throw gas
And B-12 in his ass
Now he's just a perverted old codger

[austro]

"Thank God, indeed, for little girls" elicited one of the loudest and most sudden laughs I've had in a long time. Very well done.

I read this before I read the preview, so I knew it was coming, but I didn't know when. I kind of thought it would figure into the pissing contest somehow, but I was wrong.

Another great preview. The man is a born storyteller.

[Jacksonian]

Greatness.

[Taras Bulba]

Nice preview. 

Asshole.

[mihoba]

In his mind he will always be great
But he bequeaths a legacy of hate
The awards that were sought
And the records he caught
He was actually just chasing jail-bait


C'mon people, I need lots of help here.

[Limey]

There was a fat bastard called Roger
Who couldn't control his todger
His joint he would stick
In an underage chick
He should be a "big house" lodger

[Ebby Calvin]

A scowl he wears while he pitches,
A smile, when he undoes his britches,
She was only fifteen,
(and not very clean),
He'd be free if it weren't for snitches.

[pravata]

Zipp, you making a note of all these?  They're all readable on air.  No one in the US knows what todger means anyway. 

[Limey]

Zipp, you making a note of all these?  They're all readable on air.  No one in the US knows what todger means anyway. 

From the Wiktionary.

[MusicMan]

There once was a lawyer named Hardin,
A thousand an hour he's chargin,
But a client named Rocket
Now ties up his docket,
And his only hope is a pardon.

[T. J.]

Getting ready for the party was Sarah
(She was busy applying mascara.)
Then her daughter came near
And asked “Why’s Roger Clemens here,
Party crashing at my quinceañera?”

[JaneDoe]

I heard of a ball player from Katy
Who cheated around on his mate-y
To get back at him quick
She Bead-Dazzled his dick
And shoved up his ass an M-80.

[cougar]

There once was an old fart named Rocket
Whose case was now on a docket.
He said unto all
Whom he had in his thrall,
"If there's grass on the field, then play ball!"