Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said. "But when you try to tell the victims Cubs fans that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home to the World Series and tried it'," he said.
If ever there was a topic, title or thread that should have been started in the Beer & Queso section ...
I'm not so sure. I prefer to keep my beer, queso and penis separate.
Well, if it's that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
