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Clemens Avoids Media...
« on: February 26, 2008, 02:16:42 pm »
By pitching to minor leaguers?  That's one way to do it :

http://www.sportsultra.com/mlb/team/houston_astros/68/news.jsp?cp=f&a=601
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 04:14:08 pm »
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2008/news/story?id=3265358

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"This isn't a zoo!" Clemens barked.

You're right, DQ.  It's a circus.
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 05:09:05 pm »
If he is not talking, we know he's not lying.
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 08:57:11 am »
Quote from: JimR on February 26, 2008, 05:09:05 pm
If he is not talking, we know he's not lying.

No shit. Someone should have told him that the money just doesn't feel as good when you're behind bars.
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 11:11:16 am »
Quote from: JimR on February 26, 2008, 05:09:05 pm
If he is not talking, we know he's not lying.
In true DQ form, he could not even hold to his own silence mandate:

"Clemens talks to reporters at Astros camp"
http://houston.astros.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080226&content_id=2390020&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=hou
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 11:54:55 am »
Just testing the waters for when he heroically saves the rotation in June.
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 11:56:44 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on February 27, 2008, 11:54:55 am
Just testing the waters for when he heroically saves the rotation in June.

And then goes on the DL with a torn hammy in July.
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Re: Clemens Avoids Media...
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 12:12:32 pm »
Quote from: austro on February 27, 2008, 11:56:44 am
And then goes on the DL with a torn hammy in July.

No, the injuries don't show up until the "big" games.
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