Heh, God bless us every one!
Except the bastard that wrote the assembly instructions for the Dora scooter without a key for the part labels. Or his jackhole buddy that chose bolts 1/16" too short to actually fit far enough through the handlebars to allow you to finger tighten before using the handy "assembly tool". Assembly Tools, indeed. Rot in hell.
But Merry Christmas everyone else!