Official Thread of Official Things of OWA

[Limey]

Maybe this is something that can be added to the glossary, but just of the top of my head:

Official Beer - Shiner Bock
Official Band - The Clash
Official Play - Henry V
Official Bar (Houston) - Roeder's
Official Bar (Austin) - The Tavern

Others?

[Astroholic]

Maybe this is something that can be added to the glossary, but just of the top of my head:

Official Beer - Shiner Bock
Official Band - The Clash
Official Play - Henry V
Official Bar (Houston) - Roeder's
Official Bar (Austin) - The Tavern

Others?

how could you forget.. Official Girl - Alyssa Milano

[MusicMan]

Official Snack Food - Barrio Queso

[S.P. Rodriguez]

how could you forget.. Official Girl - Alyssa Milano

Can I nominate Salma Hayek instead?

[Astroholic]

Can I nominate Salma Hayek instead?

No

[pravata]

Can I nominate Salma Hayek instead?

You can, it wont do any good.  Official Infallable Oracle, Alyson Footer

[Andyzipp]

Official Street-Wise fill in the blank who comes in and kicks a little ass - Tom Berenger

(http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/0/T/K/oct-tomberenger.jpg)

[Jacksonian]

how could you forget.. Official Girl - Alyssa Milano

I thought she was the official shortstop.  Angelina Jolie was, what?, 2B?

[Andyzipp]

I thought she was the official shortstop.  Angelina Jolie was, what?, 2B?

Short. Milano was the GM.
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=39.0

[MikeyBoy]

Official Good Luck Dish - Frito Pie

[MusicMan]

I would nominate official idiot, but there's too many candidates.

[das]

Maybe this is something that can be added to the glossary, but just of the top of my head:

Official Beer - Shiner Bock
Official Band - The Clash
Official Play - Henry V
Official Bar (Houston) - Roeder's
Official Bar (Austin) - The Tavern

Others?

Did we ever decide on Official Song or did that degenerate into infighting and pompous snobbery?  I still like "Road to Nowhere" by Talking Heads.

[MusicMan]

Official Street-Wise fill in the blank who comes in and kicks a little ass - Tom Berenger

Couldn't you have found a picture where he's not old and fat?

[pravata]

Couldn't you have found a picture where he's not old and fat?

Is there one?

[Andyzipp]

Couldn't you have found a picture where he's not old and fat?

I would love to have a copy of the picture Kevin used to use to ridicule my Berenger obsession, but I can't find it.

[MRaup]

Official Question Answerer: Noe.

Noe, why are the the Official Question Answerer again?

[Astroholic]

I would nominate official idiot, but there's too many candidates.

Just look toward the one who is most ignored.

[pravata]

I would nominate official idiot, but there's too many candidates.

There are many, but only one that comes through time and again, good old reliable, Pinwheel.  Just today, he was able to type these words,

"Kaz Matsui has agreed to a three-year, $14-million deal with the Cubs, according to a Denver radio station. I don't know if the report is true,..."

Then why start the thing with "has agreed"?  Most of his readers think the deal is done.   He's a world class idiot.  Maybe too much idiot for OWA to contain.

[Taras Bulba]

Official Ex-Girlfriend: strosrays old flame.  What a gal.

[Astroholic]

Official Ex-Girlfriend: strosrays old flame.  What a gal.

How about Official Clark - Derek Bell?

[Jacksonian]

Maybe too much idiot for OWA to contain.

You're probably right.  My first thought on seeing MM's post was 'Ole 3%'er.

[Jacksonian]

How about Official Clark - Derek Bell?

How about Dave Clark?

[Astroholic]

How about Dave Clark?

Yeah, I just had to take a shot at DB. 

Joshua Dicks?

[pravata]

You're probably right.  My first thought on seeing MM's post was 'Ole 3%'er.

He can be the Official Threepercenter. 

[MusicMan]

You're probably right.  My first thought on seeing MM's post was 'Ole 3%'er.

I tend to agree with prav... .03 doesn't tend to bother us anymore, and can't cause real damage; Pinwheel can, and does.

But there are so, so many more...

[Taras Bulba]

Yeah, I just had to take a shot at DB. 

Joshua Dicks?

Joshua Dicks deserves a separate annex.

[MusicMan]

Joshua Dicks deserves a separate annex.

Official Punching Bag?

[Astroholic]

Official Punching Bag?

Official Sphincter

[Andyzipp]

Official Sphincter

I'm going with Barzilla for that one.

[Astroholic]

I'm going with Barzilla for that one.

Good call, you know he has been published right?

[strosrays]

Official reference:  Wikipedia

Official Astract Expressionist Painter:  Jackson Pollock

Official Relic or Somethin' Or Another:  Foghorn's left nut

[Astroholic]

Official reference:  Wikipedia

Official Astract Expressionist Painter:  Jackson Pollock

Official Relic or Somethin' Or Another:  Foghorn's left nut

Official Pope leaving while on top - Alkie

[Jacksonian]

Official Pope leaving while on top - Alkie

Problem is we don't what or who he was on top of.

[Astroholic]

Problem is we don't what or who he was on top of.

I guess that thought would choke me up as well.

[Arky Vaughan]

Official Dismissive Phrase: WFW.

Or should it be "fuck off?"

[Astroholic]

Official Dismissive Phrase: WFW.

Or should it be "fuck off?"

I don't think WFW is a dismissive phrase.  Can I get a ruling on that Prav?

[Arky Vaughan]

I don't think WFW is a dismissive phrase.  Can I get a ruling on that Prav?

How about catchphrase?

[Astroholic]

How about catchphrase?

yep.

[JimR]

Official Ex-Girlfriend: strosrays old flame.  What a gal.

which one?

[Andyzipp]

which one?

I like to imagine them all as one incredible woman.

[Astroholic]

which one?

The one at the beach?

[Ty in Tampa]

which one?

The one who displays her 36DDs.

Oh wait...

[Arky Vaughan]

yep.

And can Jim be official nonagenarian?

[T. J.]

Or should it be "fuck off?"

I thought that was the official phrase everybody says to Jim R. at least once in their posting careers.

[pravata]

I don't think WFW is a dismissive phrase.  Can I get a ruling on that Prav?

I'm no expert on dismissive... oh right, I've met me.  WFW always cheers me up.  It's a full bodied, but compact and astringent phrase.  I rate it a 95.

[Arky Vaughan]

I rate it a 95.

Did you adjust for park factor? WFW in Denver is not as effective as at sea level.

[JackAstro]

I would love to have a copy of the picture Kevin used to use to ridicule my Berenger obsession, but I can't find it.

Add it to the OWA assets, such that it may live on forever...

(http://web.archive.org/web/20000915082038/www.astrosconnection.com/assets/berenger.jpg)

[strosrays]

Official Fast Food:  Taco Bell Gordito

Official Mother Figure (Oedipal):  Florence Henderson

Official Cooking Oil:  Wesson

[Andyzipp]

Official Fast Food:  Taco Bell Gordito

Official Mother Figure (Oedipal):  Florence Henderson

Official Cooking Oil:  Wesson

Are you trolling the HOFs now?

[Sleepy]

Official Deity: Scott Baio?

[pravata]

Official Great Big Flapping Bag - DampRid (you were expecting maybe Milo?)

[strosrays]

Are you trolling the HOFs now?

Well, trolling, anyway.  Florence Henderson and Wesson Oil are inseperable, in my mind.  That is probably too revealing a thing to admit publicly, but I already fucked up my reputation (such as it was/is) for good with the whole cousin thing.

[Ty in Tampa]

Official cousin: strosrays' cousin.

[Trey]

Official Good Luck Dish - Frito Pie

I thought it was spider.

[Trey]

Can I get a ruling on that Prav Noe?

FIFY

[Astroholic]

FIFY

I was asking Pravata because he is a walking dictionary.  (See post about Taylor re: 'Hit' definition.)

[geezerdonk]

Official Reprehensible Conduct - Schlong Gorveling

[NeilT]

Official television series -- Spenser for Hire

[Taras Bulba]

Official Reprehensible Conduct - Schlong Gorveling

It's hard to say that without also including "pole smoking bushneck lackey."

[Jacksonian]

It's hard to say that without also including "pole smoking bushneck lackey."

Isn't that more existence than conduct?

[strosrays]

Isn't that more existence than conduct?

"I'm a bushneck lackey who smokes pole, therefore I am."

[Noe]

Official OWA pet dog:  Weiner Dog (must be able to burrow deeply into badger hole and bark loudly)

[Fredia]

Official OWA pet dog:  Weiner Dog (must be able to burrow deeply into badger hole and bark loudly)

nothinh i csn really add here. just the best thread nomination that has nothing to do with baseball and everything to do with us on the zone

[Arky Vaughan]

nothinh i csn really add here. just the best thread nomination that has nothing to do with baseball and everything to do with us on the zone

Official Gibberish: the cnadle is lit

[Kevin]

I would love to have a copy of the picture Kevin used to use to ridicule my Berenger obsession, but I can't find it.

It ain't the original, but I happen to carry this one around with me.

(http://www.astrosconnection.com/images/celebs/berenger.jpg)

[Andyzipp]

It ain't the original, but I happen to carry this one around with me.

(http://www.astrosconnection.com/images/celebs/berenger.jpg)

Who wouldn't?!?

[geezerdonk]

It's hard to say that without also including "pole smoking bushneck lackey."

Official Epithet?

[Gizzmonic]

What is the OWA Official Male Enhancement Product?

[Noe]

What is the OWA Official Male Enhancement Product?

Angelina Jolie?

[JimR]

Angelina Jolie?

ok, that got you a nomination.

[Ty in Tampa]

What is the OWA Official Male Enhancement Product?

Roger likes 'See Alice'.

[VirtualBob]

Official Good Luck Dish - Frito Pie

I thought that was Angelina ...

[HudsonHawk]

Just so you all know, I've been working on putting this together for some time.  It'll be ready sometime before Spring Training.

[The Spleen]

Official Sports Drink: Boone's Farm

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

Official Agricultural Pastime: Chinchilla Ranching

[Limey]

Official Coffee:  Espresso
Official Trouser-Dwelling Rodent:  Ferret

[Limey]

Official Agricultural Pastime: Chinchilla Ranching

With the number of Aggies around, I'm not sure that this shouldn't be "cow tipping".

[das]

I'm no expert on dismissive... oh right, I've met me.  WFW always cheers me up.  It's a full bodied, but compact and astringent phrase.  I rate it a 95.

Nice use of the word "astringent".  I felt the pores on my face pucker up as I read it.

[MusicMan]

Official Coffee:  Espresso
Official Trouser-Dwelling Rodent:  Ferret

I thought the ferrets drank double espresso?

[Limey]

I thought the ferrets drank double espresso?

Bingo.  Double espresso it is.

Of course, we could go for the ironic spelling of expresso, but then we'd get flooded with corrections from people not realising that it is a mute point.

[JimR]

Bingo.  Double espresso it is.

Of course, we could go for the ironic spelling of expresso, but then we'd get flooded with corrections from people not realising that it is a mute point.

some folks just loose their cool over spelling or grammer errors.

[JackAstro]

Bingo.  Double espresso it is.

Of course, we could go for the ironic spelling of expresso, but then we'd get flooded with corrections from people not realising that it is a mute point.

But you digest.

[Limey]

some folks just loose their cool over spelling or grammer errors.

Of all the common misuses of words you see on the 'net (I don't consider this one a typo), this is the one that grates on me the most.  Nice one.

[MusicMan]

Bingo.  Double espresso it is.

Of course, we could go for the ironic spelling of expresso, but then we'd get flooded with corrections from people not realising that it is a mute point.

It's a moo point.  It's like a cow's opinion - it doesn't mean anything.

[JimR]

It's a moo point.  It's like a cow's opinion - it doesn't mean anything.

udderly ridiculous, MM

[subnuclear]

Of all the common misuses of words you see on the 'net (I don't consider this one a typo), this is the one that grates on me the most.  Nice one.

I think your making a good point.

[Outlawscotty]

udderly ridiculous, MM

Literally ironic, JR

[NeilT]

Literally ironic, JR

Great affect, thought.

Can we get Fredia onto this?  And by the way, the original was not light the cnadle, but ott the cnadle.  I always thought the ott was as good as the cnadle.

[astrox]

Bingo.  Double espresso it is.

Of course, we could go for the ironic spelling of expresso, but then we'd get flooded with corrections from people not realising that it is a mute point.

Don't you mean a moot point?

[strosrays]

Great affect, thought.

Can we get Fredia onto this?  And by the way, the original was not light the cnadle, but ott the cnadle.  I always thought the ott was as good as the cnadle.

To Ott a cnadle, one would need to beat the crap out of it.

And remember, check that front license plate.

[Nate in IA]

Don't you mean a moot point?

You've been Limey'd...

[Lurch]

Don't you mean a moot point?

We have a winner!!!

[Taras Bulba]

To Ott a cnadle, one would need to beat the crap out of it.

And remember, check that front license plate.

Ah, yes.  The famous Front License Plate War.

[hillbillyken]

To Ott a cnadle, one would need to beat the crap out of it.

And remember, check that front license plate.

I otted a cnadle once in college, but I was really drunk!
but that is probably a moo point, huh?

[HudsonHawk]

I otted a candle once in college, but I was really drunk!
but that is probably a moo point, huh?

[creed]Back in the '60's, I made love to many different women...in the mud...it's possible a few men may have slipped in...there's really no way to tell.[/creed]

[Ty in Tampa]

Don't you mean a moot point?

For all intensive purposes, yes.

[Bench]

For all intensive purposes, yes.

Case and point.

[austro]

Case and point.

He must of been confused.

[HudsonHawk]

He must of been confused.

And that's not a complement.  It's time this thread faded in to a blivion.

[Outlawscotty]

And that's not a complement.  It's time this thread faded in to a blivion.

...and their you have it.

[S.P. Rodriguez]

And that's not a complement.  It's time this thread faded in to a blivion bolivia.

FIFY

[Noe]

Irregardless of where this thread has gone, it's still a good thread.

[Lurch]

Irregardless of where this thread has gone, it's still a good thread.

I liked it alot to

[Outlawscotty]

Irregardless of where this thread has gone, it's still a good thread.

Agreed--to better this thread would be a tough road to hoe.


Anyway, Official beer outlet - Spec's?

[NeilT]

[creed]Back in the '60's, I made love to many different women...in the mud...it's possible a few men may have slipped in...there's really no way to tell.[/creed]

and a cow, but no steers.

[Taras Bulba]

Agreed--to better this thread would be a tough road to hoe.


Anyway, Official beer outlet - Spec's?

I went to the Spec's in NW Austin a few weeks ago.  I don't see how Grapevine Market, etc. can compete with them.

[NeilT]

Agreed--to better this thread would be a tough road to hoe.


Anyway, Official beer outlet - Spec's?

\

I think its gone to long.

[austro]

I went to the Spec's in NW Austin a few weeks ago.  I don't see how Grapevine Market, etc. can compete with them.

To my mind, Grapevine still has a superior wine selection. But I don't think that's going to be enough help them stay alive. The last few times I've been over there, I've been just about the only person.

[Limey]

Don't you mean a moot point?

Doesn't the fact that your link leads to a page that does not exist mean that it is both moot and ironic?

[Bench]

Doesn't the fact that your link leads to a page that does not exist mean that it is both moot and ironic?

I believe the term for that is "moronic."

[MusicMan]

Doesn't the fact that your link leads to a page that does not exist mean that it is both moot and ironic?

No, "ironic" means "things that suck".  Like rain on your wedding day.

[mihoba]

Can we get Fredia onto this? 

How can this be official without mentioning prom dresses, shotguns, and Zwolle tamales?

[Fredia]

How can this be official without mentioning prom dresses, shotguns, and Zwolle tamales?

i still have my shotgun actually should it be the offical shot gun og the tz
Zwolle can still be the official tamale.. but when kathy finishes this sem my reign of terror in louisiana will exist no more.. and austin will be the one and only offical resident of me
(you guys would not be like making jokes about my excellent post would you?)

[chuck]

You know, if you read the last few pages of this thread without any gauge to its Morissette Level, low batteries on your irony meter perhaps, you might very well suffer a severe AD flashback. I had one building up like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd show until I got to the post about the official beer outlet. I don't think they allow posts with beer content at AD.

[NeilT]

i still have my shotgun actually should it be the offical shot gun og the tz
Zwolle can still be the official tamale.. but when kathy finishes this sem my reign of terror in louisiana will exist no more.. and austin will be the one and only offical resident of me
(you guys would not be like making jokes about my excellent post would you?)

Official motto:  Og the TZ!

[JimR]

You know, if you read the last few pages of this thread without any gauge to its Morissette Level, low batteries on your irony meter perhaps, you might very well suffer a severe AD flashback. I had one building up like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd show until I got to the post about the official beer outlet. I don't think they allow posts with beer content at AD.

they drink pink lemonade at AD.

[Mr. Happy]

Official Dismissive Phrase: WFW.

Or should it be "fuck off?"

I vote for a JimR fuck off. It just says it all.

[Lurch]

Official Reprehensible Conduct - Schlong Gorveling

Coincidentally, also the Official Porn Star Name

[94CougarGrad]

He must of been confused.

Oh, I *hate* that. It ranks right up there with "nucular."