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Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« on: September 11, 2007, 03:57:31 pm »
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2007, 04:14:21 pm »
excellent! i'm still laughing at the Joshua Dicks' clip.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2007, 05:20:48 pm »
Quote from: JimR on September 11, 2007, 04:14:21 pm
excellent! i'm still laughing at the Joshua Dicks' clip.

Oh.

My.

God.

That may be the funniest thing ever placed on the Internets.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 10:31:00 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 11, 2007, 05:20:48 pm
Oh.

My.

God.

That may be the funniest thing ever placed on the Internets.

Outstanding. 
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2007, 02:24:04 pm »
JUST LEAVE JOSHUA DICKS ALONE!!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH!!!

LEAVE HIM ALONE OR YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 03:23:58 pm »
You're a freak who belongs in a side show......RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOG-FACED BOY!!!
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 03:41:48 pm »
What was up with her upper lip? It looked like she was sporting a football mouthpiece.

Limey: is that the famous "stiff upper lip" we hear so much about?
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 04:22:47 pm »
Quote from: austro on September 12, 2007, 03:41:48 pm
What was up with her upper lip? It looked like she was sporting a football mouthpiece.

Limey: is that the famous "stiff upper lip" we hear so much about?

That she was a he...
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 04:29:39 pm »
What do we call those now, shwe's?
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 05:10:10 pm »
Quote from: ybbodeus on September 12, 2007, 04:29:39 pm
What do we call those now, shwe's?

Joshuas.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 05:12:32 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on September 12, 2007, 05:10:10 pm
Joshuas.

That video is now front and center on yahoo.com
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 05:25:45 pm »
Quote from: mihoba on September 12, 2007, 05:12:32 pm
That video is now front and center on yahoo.com

What can I say? I'm a trend setter.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 05:30:19 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on September 12, 2007, 04:22:47 pm
That she was a he...

Quote from: mihoba on September 12, 2007, 05:12:32 pm
That video is now front and center on yahoo.com

I sent it to a friend, and he said it was a she. We disagreed. He called just a minute ago to say that 'The Ticket' (local 'sports' talk radio) is doing there bit on it right now and that it is indeed a 'he'.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 05:32:48 pm »
Quote from: homer on September 12, 2007, 05:30:19 pm
I sent it to a friend, and he said it was a she. We disagreed. He called just a minute ago to say that 'The Ticket' (local 'sports' talk radio) is doing there bit on it right now and that it is indeed a 'he'.

When Mark first posted it yesterday, I thought the YouTube blurb used "she", but I probably just botched it. Anyway, there's precious little there to allow one to make any sort of definitive statement. Which is disturbing in its own right.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 05:35:41 pm »
Quote from: austro on September 12, 2007, 05:32:48 pm
When Mark first posted it yesterday, I thought the YouTube blurb used "she", but I probably just botched it. Anyway, there's precious little there to allow one to make any sort of definitive statement. Which is disturbing in its own right.

The 5 o'clock shadow is a dead give away.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 05:38:00 pm »
Quote from: homer on September 12, 2007, 05:35:41 pm
The 5 o'clock shadow is a dead give away.

His name is Chris Crocker...not much help there.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 07:07:59 am »
Hys-fucking-terical, although I'm still a little unclear what the moral of the story is.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 09:48:25 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on September 13, 2007, 07:07:59 am
Hys-fucking-terical, although I'm still a little unclear what the moral of the story is.

Any actual remaining Britney fan has a serious chemical inbalance.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 09:48:50 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on September 13, 2007, 07:07:59 am
Hys-fucking-terical, although I'm still a little unclear what the moral of the story is.

Don't mess with the bull (Britney) or you'll get the horns (Crocker).
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 10:04:16 am »
Holy shit... MSNBC has an interview with Joshua.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 10:07:51 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 13, 2007, 10:04:16 am
Holy shit... MSNBC has an interview with Joshua.

this exceeds my ability to fathom some folks' depth of stupidity:

C: To be honest, Britney’s a national treasure. Everyone has an opinion. Believe it or not, for my generation, it’s just as big of a topic as 9/11.

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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 10:12:08 am »
Quote from: mihoba on September 12, 2007, 05:12:32 pm
That video is now front and center on yahoo.com

Miss Teen USA is breathing a heavy sigh of relief...and everything like such as.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2007, 10:14:57 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 13, 2007, 10:04:16 am
Holy shit... MSNBC has an interview with Joshua.

"original spelling in tact" (sic.)

Tee hee.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2007, 10:15:18 am »
Quote from: JimR on September 13, 2007, 10:07:51 am
Everyone has an opinion.

The belief that everyone's opinion is equally valid has to be in the top 3 of society's problems.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2007, 10:21:21 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 13, 2007, 09:48:25 am
Any actual remaining Britney fan has a serious chemical inbalance.

Yep, I know, but I meant... oh, never mind, it's way too much fun to bash that Crocker buffoon.
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2007, 12:22:47 pm »
Joshua now has his own TV show:

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"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience'," he said.

"We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star."

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4208848a1860.html
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Re: Cubs @ Astros Preview Posted
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2007, 12:50:28 pm »
Quote from: homer on September 20, 2007, 12:22:47 pm
Joshua now has his own TV show:

Yet another sign of the apocalypse.
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