I just pictured you in my head as a giant chicken wing. Kinda like those old cartoons of the two guys stranded in a boat for days. boy was that a disturbing image.
I was just reminded of those Dairy Queen commercials in which the swirl of Vanilla Soft Serve knocks on the door of her neighbor, Waffle Sundae Bowl:
VSS: Hi, do you have any chocolate syrup I can borrow?
WSB: Chocolate syrup? Sure... what do you need it for?
VSS: Oh, I'm just gonna......................... pour it all over myself.