Oh, is that what my migraine was from?
Really, Chris Sampson might be a top of the rotation guy? Gee whiz. You mean, if you can pitch and keep guys from the other team from scoring "runs" and win "ballgames" and have a career ERA of "2.92", perhaps you have a future as something other than a swing man?
Maybe I have learned something in these 30 years of watching baseball.