Author Topic: Coards at Astros - Jeff Bagwell Appreciation Night (Read 8192 times)

homer · « **on:** April 06, 2007, 07:19:12 pm »

Eckstain
Duncan
Poopholes
Rolen
PW
Molina
Taguchi
Kennedy
Wainright

Bidge
Clank
Vending Machine
El Caballo
Hobbes
Peepers
AE
B-Rod
Wandy

homer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:21:26 pm »

1-2-3 for Wandy in the top of the 1st.

Eckstain one hopper to Wandy
K for Duncan
Poop to the track in right

Then he blew his nose on the way back to the dugout.

Craig · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:24:28 pm »

Goddamn Dallas Stars instead of the Astros tonight. Looks like I'll only get to see one game of this series.

homer · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:26:24 pm »

Bidge pops to Molina

Clank draws a walk

Kennedy dives to make the stop on Berkman's grounder and gets the FC on Clank, who deftly breaks up the DP

El Caballo falls behind 0-2. The flies to PW.

homer · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:26:58 pm »

Quote from: Craig on April 06, 2007, 07:24:28 pm

Goddamn Dallas Stars instead of the Astros tonight. Looks like I'll only get to see one game of this series.

I thought you had DirecTV?

Craig · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:31:56 pm »

Quote from: homer on April 06, 2007, 07:26:58 pm

I thought you had DirecTV?

Dish Network. But I can't use MLB Extra Innings because I'm in the Astros' home territory. So I get whatever Fox Southwest is showing. Hopefully the Stars don't last much longer.

mihoba · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:32:18 pm »

Its on Dish channel 450 for me here at work.

homer · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:32:22 pm »

Rolen gets ahead 2-1. Drives the 2-2 to the track next to the Crawford boxes for out 1.

Bags in the booth.

Boos for PW. I distinctly heard pravata. PW lookin like PW, Down on 3 pitches for out 2.

Wandy is changing speeds and moving the ball around. FB isn't very fast... around 90.

Molina K.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:33:04 pm »

Who the hell is that pitching for the Astros?

kevinG · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:34:12 pm »

As someone who is a big time Wandy skeptic, I can say that he's looking pretty good tonight (with the exception of that Rolen big fly).

Craig · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:35:49 pm »

Quote from: mihoba on April 06, 2007, 07:32:18 pm

Its on Dish channel 450 for me here at work.

Holy shit, there it is! Thanks mihoba! I looked everywhere and didn't see it.

homer · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:40:09 pm »

Hobbes draws even at 2-2. Grounds to second, 4-3.

I hope ETA is watching, they are photoshopping the Bagwell beard onto each player on the big screen during their atbats.

Peepers falls behind 1-2. Burke checks his swing on some trash in the dirt, gets rung up for out 2.

AE 1-3 for out 3.

mihoba · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:40:57 pm »

Quote from: Craig on April 06, 2007, 07:35:49 pm

Holy shit, there it is! Thanks mihoba! I looked everywhere and didn't see it.

Cool. Sorry you missed the pre-game, that was good stuff.

mihoba · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:42:42 pm »

Quote from: homer on April 06, 2007, 07:40:09 pm

I hope ETA is watching, they are photoshopping the Bagwell beard onto each player on the big screen during their atbats.

I've been recording the whole damn thing on DVR. Funny stuff.

mihoba · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:49:16 pm »

Wainwright jacks one to the hill, Burke is running with his head turned, ugh. His footwork in center sucks, too.

homer · « **Reply #15 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:52:42 pm »

Taguchi grounds one up the middle for a single.

Kennedy chases some high heat and goes down on strikes.

Wainright drives one deep over Peepers head, doesn't make the play. Double, Taguchi scores.

Eckstain comes even at 2-2. Lines one to Hobbes in right center, Wainright advances.

JD points out the wind is carrying 'well' to right.

Duncan gets ahead 2-1. Crushes one past the bullpen. 3-0.

homer · « **Reply #16 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:53:34 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 06, 2007, 07:33:04 pm

Who the hell is that pitching for the Astros?

I don't know, but Wandy showed up in the 3rd.

homer · « **Reply #17 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:54:15 pm »

Pooholes weakly to Ensberg, ends the inning.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #18 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:56:07 pm »

Quote from: homer on April 06, 2007, 07:53:34 pm

I don't know, but Wandy showed up in the 3rd.

Yeah I recognize that guy... dammit.

Alkie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:57:19 pm »

Cripes! I get on to say "thank dog I was wrong about Wandy" and then he shows up. Goddammit.

homer · « **Reply #20 on:** April 06, 2007, 07:58:37 pm »

B-Rod grounds to 3rd, 5-3.

Wandy down on strikes, looking at a big curve.

Bidge grounds 1-3.

Alkie · « **Reply #21 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:00:33 pm »

Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.

homer · « **Reply #22 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:04:16 pm »

Rolen pops up to the screen on a 3-1, B-Rod hauls it in.

PW smacks on to Bidge, 4-3.

Molina hits a long foul down near the Biggio Boxes. Goes the other way with a drive just short of the track for out 3.

homer · « **Reply #23 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:04:48 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 06, 2007, 08:00:33 pm

Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.

why is there a little phone next to your post?

mihoba · « **Reply #24 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:05:03 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 06, 2007, 08:00:33 pm

Oh and because all I do is complain, let me say I love that they finally started Lamb - for ANY reason.

In the 2 hole, no less.

Alkie · « **Reply #25 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:05:46 pm »

Is there? Probably because I'm on my BlackBerry because my fucking laptop fatally crashed today.

mihoba · « **Reply #26 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:08:24 pm »

C'mon Berk, Wainwright is PITCHING A NO-HITTER

mihoba · « **Reply #27 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:09:23 pm »

Instant Karma, gotta love it.

Alkie · « **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:09:29 pm »

FINALLY

Alkie · « **Reply #29 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:11:14 pm »

Scoreboard's broke. The 0 just straightened out after "HOU".

homer · « **Reply #30 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:14:39 pm »

Clank draws a walk.

Berkman up the middle, Lamb to third. Kennedy was way around in a pull position and was unable to get to the ball for the sure DP.

Lee to center for the first out, Clank tags and comes in for the first run.

Hobbes smashes one and Kennedy can't come up with it, bounces over his head. It was hot. First and second.

Peepers falls behind 0-2. Gets rung up looking on a pitch that might have been a little low. 2 down.

AE check swing for the 1-3.

homer · « **Reply #31 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:19:13 pm »

Taguchi pops up the first pitch to Berkman.

Kennedy loops one at AE for out 2.

Wainright goes 1-2. Pops to Berkman.

Mid 5th, 3-1.

Fredia · « **Reply #32 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:20:30 pm »

Quote from: homer on April 06, 2007, 07:54:15 pm

Pooholes weakly to Ensberg, ends the inning.

isnt lamb at third. and the bagwell stuff was a tear jerker.

homer · « **Reply #33 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:22:28 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on April 06, 2007, 08:20:30 pm

isnt lamb at third. and the bagwell stuff was a tear jerker.

correct, lamb a third. my mistake.

homer · « **Reply #34 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:25:10 pm »

B-Rod works the count full. Draws the walk on a FB up and in.

Wandy bunts, but Rolen makes a fine play to get B-Rod at 2nd. Wandy makes it by a cunt hair at first.

Bidge rips one by Rolen, first and second.

homer · « **Reply #35 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:25:59 pm »

Clank grounds to Poop, 3-6-1 DP. End of 5.

Alkie · « **Reply #36 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:31:12 pm »

You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.

Lurch · « **Reply #37 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:34:02 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 06, 2007, 08:31:12 pm

You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.

Agree. Stuff-wise, he looks quite good.

homer · « **Reply #38 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:35:10 pm »

Eckstain finally grounds to AE, 6-3.

Duncan falls behind 1-2. Rips one to right field corner, but gets gunned down on a pretty slick play at third trying to stretch it.

Pooholes shatters his bat and rolls the ball weakly to Berkman for out 3.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:36:02 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 06, 2007, 08:31:12 pm

You know, Wandy really is pitching a nice little game. You gotta figure the problem in this game (again) is the New Offense (tm) continuing to eat goat cock.

I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.

homer · « **Reply #40 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:37:27 pm »

Quote from: Paul Hood on April 06, 2007, 08:36:02 pm

I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.

Burke's ass showing in center is worth one of those runs too.

Craig · « **Reply #41 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:38:02 pm »

Quote from: homer on April 06, 2007, 08:35:10 pm

Duncan falls behind 1-2. Rips one to right field corner, but gets gunned down on a pretty slick play at third trying to stretch it.

Great relay by Everett

mihoba · « **Reply #42 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:39:19 pm »

Quote from: Paul Hood on April 06, 2007, 08:36:02 pm

I'm no Rodriguez fan, but he's doing his job tonight. This is the offense sucking eggs.

More like Wainwright is a hoss. Lets get to the bullpen.

The Spleen · « **Reply #43 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:39:59 pm »

Oddly enough, after all of the offseason concerns, the only thing working on this team right now is the starting rotation.
BTW... how is this offense going to eat a goat cock? It couldn't take any mammal's penis in a fair fight...

homer · « **Reply #44 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:40:19 pm »

Berkman grounds to Pooholes. Out 1.

Lee grounds sharply to Eckstain. Big looping throw to 1st for out 2.

Hobbes falls behind 0-2. Down on a hook looking.

kevinG · « **Reply #45 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:45:31 pm »

Anyone else having trouble with an MLB TV feed? Mine's just showing black right now, no matter what I do (and was acting fine awhile ago).

homer · « **Reply #46 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:45:58 pm »

1-2-3

Rolen with the K
PW grounds to Berkman
Molina flies out to Peepers

homer · « **Reply #47 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:49:12 pm »

Burke leads off with a double right down the left field line. Activity in the coard bullpen.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #48 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:50:46 pm »

Rodriguez deserves better. 7 IP 3ER 0BB.

remy · « **Reply #49 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:51:20 pm »

Thank you, BBG's. Let's capitalize!

homer · « **Reply #50 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:51:24 pm »

AE bunts (for a hit) foul. Down 0-2. Dumps it in between 3 fielders in shallow right. Burke to third.

remy · « **Reply #51 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:53:57 pm »

FUCK! Double play on a squeeze attempt.

Alkie · « **Reply #52 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:54:13 pm »

Aaaaaarrrrtggghhghgh. How the FUCK???

homer · « **Reply #53 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:54:15 pm »

B-Rod squeezes, but the ball is flicked home by Wainright and gets Burke and then gets the double play at first. Disaster.

Lurch · « **Reply #54 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:54:22 pm »

Holy Fuck. It's HARD to suck this much.

rifraft · « **Reply #55 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:56:01 pm »

unfucking believable play by wainwright. my anus hurts.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #56 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:56:35 pm »

Quote from: joshd on April 06, 2007, 08:54:22 pm

Holy Fuck. It's HARD to suck this much.

That was ugly.

mihoba · « **Reply #57 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:57:52 pm »

A no out squeeze... with a PH on deck. Garner is pressing more than anyone.

homer · « **Reply #58 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:59:25 pm »

Loretta grounds to Wainright, 1-3. Astros waste a leadoff double.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #59 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:02:13 pm »

Rodriguez deserves better. 7 IP 3ER 0BB.

Alkie · « **Reply #60 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:03:45 pm »

Yep. Nothing wrong with Wandy's work tonight.

Craig · « **Reply #61 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:05:18 pm »

Here comes the Red Rocket.

MusicMan · « **Reply #62 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:10:09 pm »

Quote from: rifraft on April 06, 2007, 08:56:01 pm

unfucking believable play by wainwright. my anus hurts.

All except the part where Molina never tagged Burke.

homer · « **Reply #63 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:10:34 pm »

Revert on the hill.

Taguchi down on strikes.

Kennedy lines out to Lee.

Spezio (still has that thing on his lip) draws a walk.

Revert can't seem to find the zone.

Eckstain runs the count full. Dumps it in to left for a single.

homer · « **Reply #64 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:13:30 pm »

Duncan falls behind 1-2. Ground rule double down the right field line, spezio scores.

Pooholes IBB to load the bases.

Revert is done, White in.

homer · « **Reply #65 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:18:30 pm »

Rolen down 0-2 quickly. Down on strikes looking.

homer · « **Reply #66 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:23:56 pm »

Bidge grounds the first pitch to Eckstain, 1 down.

Clank grounds to pooholes, 2 down.

Tanked Commander goes to the pen.

homer · « **Reply #67 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:27:40 pm »

Berkman goes 2-2. Rung up looking.

Alkie · « **Reply #68 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:28:14 pm »

Another quality AB, Tub o' Goo.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #69 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:28:47 pm »

Damn, that may have been the most pathetic inning I've ever seen. I guess Berman has something else he'd rather be doing, cause he appears to have exactly zero interest in hitting.

mihoba · « **Reply #70 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:29:07 pm »

fuck, swing the damn bat.

rifraft · « **Reply #71 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:30:07 pm »

Quote from: mihoba on April 06, 2007, 09:29:07 pm

fuck, swing the damn bat.

he did, at the fastball 6 inches outside, for strike 2.

homer · « **Reply #72 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:36:12 pm »

PW grounds to Clank, 1 down.
Molina loops one to AE in shallow left, 2 down.
Taguchi to Clank for a 1-2-3 ninth.

Alkie · « **Reply #73 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:39:43 pm »

The most difficult part about all this (as a fan, I mean) is that the correct plan of attack is...patience. What this team is missing is the "proven" players producing at the plate. We all know they'll come around, but when? In the meantime, looks like we're watching last year's offense a little longer.

homer · « **Reply #74 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:40:22 pm »

Izzy on the hill.

Lee hits one to Rolen who can't make the pickup, and still only makes by a half step.

homer · « **Reply #75 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:42:13 pm »

hobbes with a slow bouncer to kennedy, 4-3. Lee to second.

homer · « **Reply #76 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:44:18 pm »

burke down on strikes. 2 down.

homer · « **Reply #77 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:46:01 pm »

OP singles up the middle, Lee comes home.

homer · « **Reply #78 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:47:43 pm »

Lane flies to PW, GAME OVER.

4-2 Coards

MusicMan · « **Reply #79 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:48:07 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on April 06, 2007, 09:39:43 pm

The most difficult part about all this (as a fan, I mean) is that the correct plan of attack is...patience. What this team is missing is the "proven" players producing at the plate. We all know they'll come around, but when? In the meantime, looks like we're watching last year's offense a little longer.

Not just 0-4, but 4 unwatchable games.

Alkie · « **Reply #80 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:49:40 pm »

Wait til tomorrow. My guess? Roy demands a trade after the game.

remy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:51:36 pm »

29 teams have at least 1 win.

Alkie · « **Reply #82 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:52:42 pm »

Goat. Cock.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #83 on:** April 07, 2007, 10:59:34 am »

I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.

I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.

Fredia · « **Reply #84 on:** April 07, 2007, 11:04:55 am »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on April 07, 2007, 10:59:34 am

I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.

I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.

i dont know which was best with the beards luke the force scott or mr almost 3 thousand bidge

homer · « **Reply #85 on:** April 07, 2007, 11:25:37 am »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on April 07, 2007, 10:59:34 am

I had movie night with the kids and missed the beards.

I.MISSED.THE.BEARDS.

Bagwell said the beard in your picture was bad juju. Said he started the season 2-20 with it, then shaved it.