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Photo caption anyone?
« on: February 23, 2007, 12:35:49 am »
The possibilities are  endless.
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Re: Photo caption anyone?
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 12:46:22 am »
The first two that leap to mind are "I wish I could quit you" and "Get used to doing that if you keep hanging fastballs".  I'm not the most imaginative sort.

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 01:03:06 am »
Interesting concept.. after all that squating you think it is time to catch with your feet?
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 01:16:00 am »
1. "Your slider's in the dirt again."

2. "There better be 30 saves in there or your ass is getting traded to San Francisco."

3. "So that's how you throw a 12-to-6 slider."

4. "My God, it's full of shooting stars."

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 01:35:54 am »
"Wow... you really trust your stuff!"

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 01:38:54 am »
"That's fucking huge."
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 04:03:29 am »
Listen to me coach!!  When I say I'm willing "to take one for the team", I damn sure mean it!
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 08:52:48 am »
"Brad, I see your in a position to close games again."

"Brad, when we told you to work on your control, it had nothing to do with your sphincter."
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 09:03:08 am »
Brad Lidge shows Manager Phil Garner his major league curve.

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 10:49:27 am »
Hey Brad, I found your slider.
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Re: Photo caption anyone?
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 11:06:29 am »
[Outrageous French Accent] I fart in your general direction! [/Outrageous French Accent]

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 11:09:17 am »
Up and in, or down and away?
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 11:12:22 am »
Quick!  Someone light it!
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 11:13:26 am »
Brad Lidge assumes the "Pujols" position during Spring Training workouts.
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 12:56:09 pm »
*PPPUURRRRRRIIPPPP!*

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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2007, 01:40:22 pm »
Houston reliever Brad Lidge helps Skipper Phil Garner practice for his upcoming OBGYN specialist exam.
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« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2007, 03:09:22 pm »
When I went to the site, in the related photos box was a picture of Biggio kneeling in the batters box with the bat, looking very inappropriate, thus making me think when I saw the main picture:

"Look what Biggio did to me with that bat!!! He said 'FEAR ME, not Pujols!'"

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« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2007, 03:17:25 pm »
"This is the view from the fox mound cam"
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2007, 03:17:56 pm »

"Does this make my butt look fat?"
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2007, 03:19:43 pm »
"Not realzing its overwhelming power, Garner flashed his pearly whites at Lidge, knocking him for a loop."
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 03:20:54 pm »
No, really, who taught you to play leapfrog like that?"
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