All I saw in the thread title was "Lidge...Stuff...Face", and I thought to myself, "can't we let the mole thing go yet?"
Then I thought, "Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole."