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Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Biggio
« on: April 12, 2006, 02:53:01 pm »
Step 1 - Log in--done

Step 2 - Post a stupid, unsupportable message--"As you all know, each year the stros never make any moves in the offseason.... Why do you guys think we never make any big moves in the offseason? "  done


Step 3 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 4 - Come back and say your original message didn't really say what it says, or doesn't say what it appears to everyone else but you it says--"all im simply saying is that the astros don't sign any big names very often. and if they do, they never stay around for very long. "--done

Step 5 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 6 - Come back and try to defend to original premise, the one you disowned in Step 4--"well you guys say i'm wrong..and u bring up roger, andy, kent..... well these 2 pitchers are great, but there old...not franchise players anymore. and kent, we failed to keep im around. the point of the thread was franchise players. "--done


Step 7 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 8 - Come back and say you are misunderstood, that you did not say what you said, or mean what you meant... but if you had, you would've been right, anyway. Give evidence to support this.  "i already pleeded my case about these three players "--done

Step 9 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 10 - Take the high road, and say 'I am done with this', in a lofty way  "LOL wow.

I'm out of this forum. All you guys have done is attack me from the very first post. If you thought I was wrong you guys could have approached it in a mature manor. But, I see that's not the case here. You guys enjoying talking to the same exact people all season long.

If you guys keep welcoming fans like this, you won't have many people stay around. Have fun talking to yourself. "--done


Step 11 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 12 - Come back in (presumably on a lower road) and say, 'Yes I was done with this, but...' and proceed to rehash arguments made in Steps 4, 6, and 8---Oooh, I can't wait for this step.  its usually my favorite

Step 13 - Get hammered for it
You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Biggio
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 02:56:58 pm »
This post needs one of those marker thingies to keep it at the top of the board.  Should be mandatory reading before posting rights are granted.

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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Bi
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2006, 03:25:35 pm »
You forgot the step where Jim replies with WFW.
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Bi
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2006, 03:39:27 pm »
part of the hammering for whining.
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Bi
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 03:42:40 pm »
Quote:

part of the hammering for whining.




It's the classic hammer against whining.  That's why I think it deserves it's own step.
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Bi
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 03:43:58 pm »
Tammy Murchison thanks you.

(she originated it at my expense)
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Biggio
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 03:51:49 pm »
Quote:

Step 1 - Log in--done

Step 2 - Post a stupid, unsupportable message--"As you all know, each year the stros never make any moves in the offseason.... Why do you guys think we never make any big moves in the offseason? "  done


Step 3 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 4 - Come back and say your original message didn't really say what it says, or doesn't say what it appears to everyone else but you it says--"all im simply saying is that the astros don't sign any big names very often. and if they do, they never stay around for very long. "--done

Step 5 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 6 - Come back and try to defend to original premise, the one you disowned in Step 4--"well you guys say i'm wrong..and u bring up roger, andy, kent..... well these 2 pitchers are great, but there old...not franchise players anymore. and kent, we failed to keep im around. the point of the thread was franchise players. "--done


Step 7 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 8 - Come back and say you are misunderstood, that you did not say what you said, or mean what you meant... but if you had, you would've been right, anyway. Give evidence to support this.  "i already pleeded my case about these three players "--done

Step 9 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 10 - Take the high road, and say 'I am done with this', in a lofty way  "LOL wow.

I'm out of this forum. All you guys have done is attack me from the very first post. If you thought I was wrong you guys could have approached it in a mature manor. But, I see that's not the case here. You guys enjoying talking to the same exact people all season long.

If you guys keep welcoming fans like this, you won't have many people stay around. Have fun talking to yourself. "--done


Step 11 - Get hammered for it--done

Step 12 - Come back in (presumably on a lower road) and say, 'Yes I was done with this, but...' and proceed to rehash arguments made in Steps 4, 6, and 8---Oooh, I can't wait for this step.  its usually my favorite

Step 13 - Get hammered for it





Step 14 - Log in as someone else.

Step 15 - Get the boot.
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Biggio
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 04:47:12 pm »
excellent addition to the template, Your Spackness.
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Re: Let's use stros-rays template to judge young padawan "Biggio
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2006, 04:48:29 pm »
16. Log back on one more time and quit when you bat .333