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Brewers will have a dance squad
« on: February 22, 2006, 05:25:33 pm »
Like the Marlins, the question that is on everyone's mind is

"Do you think the dancers will become as popular as the Klement's Racing Sausages?"
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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2006, 05:41:55 pm »
What's next, the Minute Maidens?
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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2006, 05:43:45 pm »
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What's next, the Minute Maidens?




Would this group not be envied by many?
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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2006, 05:48:59 pm »
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Would this group not be envied by many?





Only if kept away from racing sausages.
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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 05:55:03 pm »
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What's next, the Minute Maidens?



Small chicks?

Oh you meant "minute", not "minute".
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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 06:29:28 pm »
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Small chicks?

Oh you meant "minute", not "minute".




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Very fun-loving group of 10-12 guys looking to find a midget/small person to accompany us for a bachelor party the evening of March 4. Nothing degrading or anything...the groom to be finds such wee folk fascinating, and I know he'd love to hang with/get drunk with a cool, laid back person who (like the rest of the bunch) is just up for a good time that evening.

We're doing the typical things--pub crawl, gent's club, etc. Email for more details if available (serious replies, please).

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Re: Brewers will have a dance squad
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2006, 07:41:56 pm »
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What's next, the Minute Maidens?



Small chicks?

Oh you meant "minute", not "minute".






It could be a mixed squad, with the guys called the Minute Men.  Depending on how you look at it (and how old you are, too, I guess), that could be a natural tie-in to the whole Astro theme thing, and at the same time tap into the '60s-'70s nostalgia market, bringing back fond memories of hiding under a desk at school, ICMBs nestled in their silos in N. Dakota, NORAD, etc.

Then again, it could be taken literally -- a "Minute Man", as opposed to a "Sixty-Minute Man", say.  In which case the Minute Maidens probably wouldn't want to have anything to do with you.  Noooo, thanks.

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