This whole "bandbox dimensions" argument is such a non-starter inre Minute Maid for anything but high loft fly balls that only reach the first couple of rows. How often does that happen? And for every one of those rare moments, there are probably 3 or 4 415 foot bombs that land in center fielders' gloves.
For liners that clear the front of the Crawford boxes, at that height they'd clear just about any other major league park's 12, 10, 8, or 4 ft wall anyway. It's something to talk about for those who are more interested in legends and cliches than facts and analysis.