Good Night Mets
by AndyZipp
#13802 - 04/14/05 02:42
In a shit, shit park,
There was a big red apple,
Just like a balloon,
And a picture of,
Pedro, a jericurled baffoon.
And a fan with Zmed hair,
Trying to steal her chair.
And old Trach pitchin'.
And a former Brave bitchin'.
And little Fishy Looper.
And a catcher who likes it in the pooper.
And a Kris, with a rash,
from his wife, skanky trash.
And a central gardener who was whispering "cash".
Good night Mets.
Good night goons.
Good night apple balloon.
Good night jericurled buffoon.
Good night gaggle of Zmed hairs.
Good night former Brave...nobody cares.
Good night Floyd and good night Looper.
Good night catcher, plug in his pooper.
Good night Kris and Good night rash.
Good night empty seats.
Good night wifey trash.
And good night to the central gardener whispering "cash".
Good night planes, Good night subway fare,
Good night Shitheads every where.
