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Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« on: July 09, 2015, 03:34:39 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
RFPreston Tucker (L)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
CHank Conger (S)
1BJ. Singleton (L)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Brett Oberholtzer (L)  (2-1, 4.32)

Indians

2B Jason Kipnis (L)
SS F. Lindor (S)
CF M. Brantley (L)
DH Ryan Raburn (R)
1B Carlos Santana (S)
C Yan Gomes (R)
RF David Murphy (L)
3B G. Urshela (R)
LF Mike Aviles (R)

CLE: Cody Anderson (R)  (1-1, 0.76)
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2015, 06:44:51 pm »
Conger Donger!
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2015, 06:57:08 pm »
Marisnick's acting hurt.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2015, 06:58:30 pm »
Marisnick's acting hurt.

He's going to have some sore ribs.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2015, 07:02:23 pm »
Not very familiar with this park, but it seems like a pitcher's park, or at least it is playing that way this series.  Lots of warning track shots.

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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 07:07:47 pm »
Well, ain't that a kick in the ass. Just giving fucking outs away.

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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 07:08:46 pm »
Well, ain't that a kick in the ass. Just giving fucking outs away.

This team shoots themselves in the crotch quite often.

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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 07:14:30 pm »
I wonder if Valbuena missed a hit and run or if Tucker had the outs wrong as the guys speculated or what.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 07:18:31 pm »
I wonder if Valbuena missed a hit and run or if Tucker had the outs wrong as the guys speculated or what.

Tucker wasn't running like it was a hit an run.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 07:20:07 pm »
Tucker wasn't running like it was a hit an run.

For his sake, I hope somebody else sent in the double-steal call. If he did that on his own, he's going to get an earful later.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2015, 07:39:16 pm »
lots of discussion about where Lowrie lands, 1st or 3rd, or 1st and 3rd, or 1st and SS and 3rd.
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2015, 07:42:19 pm »
lots of discussion about where Lowrie lands, 1st or 3rd, or 1st and 3rd, or 1st and SS and 3rd.

I'd rather hear what Sparks and Ford say than Ashby.

And you made me so sad today.  I seriously doubt I'll be able to go next week.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 07:43:38 pm »
Not very familiar with this park, but it seems like a pitcher's park, or at least it is playing that way this series.  Lots of warning track shots.

Not on that last Indian hit.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 07:44:30 pm »
Hope Obie doesn't freak out.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2015, 07:44:32 pm »
I'd rather hear what Sparks and Ford say than Ashby.

And you made me so sad today.  I seriously doubt I'll be able to go next week.

That's what you get for hanging out with idiots, and don't give me that sad shit, you're still laughing.  I'll get another game.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2015, 07:46:26 pm »
I hope Obie doesn't decide to start throwing at people.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2015, 07:46:56 pm »
That's what you get for hanging out with idiots, and don't give me that sad shit, you're still laughing.  I'll get another game.

Do you realize how bad it was that I had to pull out a pocket schedule to tell Dona that the Rangers were in Houston this weekend?  and then be wrong?  That's like Kris being right about the Astros schedule and you being wrong.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2015, 07:46:59 pm »
lots of discussion about where Lowrie lands, 1st or 3rd, or 1st and 3rd, or 1st and SS and 3rd.

It's an intriguing topic.

I wonder if he can pitch.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2015, 07:47:24 pm »
I hate this road trip.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2015, 07:47:41 pm »
I hope Obie doesn't decide to start throwing at people.

He seems to have become mentally fragile.  Just get the outs Obie.
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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2015, 07:50:06 pm »
Do you realize how bad it was that I had to pull out a pocket schedule to tell Dona that the Rangers were in Houston this weekend?  and then be wrong?  That's like Kris being right about the Astros schedule and you being wrong.

So your whole office is laughing.  Great.  I'm just glad I didn't try to fly to Kansas City next weekend.
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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2015, 07:53:48 pm »
I really hate this fucking road trip.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2015, 07:56:00 pm »
What % of people at the stadium know that Roberto Hernandez and Fausto are one and the same?


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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2015, 07:56:57 pm »
I really hate this fucking road trip.

Team needs a late night slump bust at Mons tonight if this game continues down shit creek. 

ETA: I hope carter was on the early flight. 


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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2015, 07:59:29 pm »
So much for the double play ball.  But at least it is an out.  If they can get out of this inning only giving up three runs that will be something. 

Would be nice if the Astros could score more than runs than the other team.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2015, 08:02:07 pm »
Would be nice if the Astros could score more than runs than the other team.

The offense took off early for the All-Star break. I just hope it comes back after the break.
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« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2015, 08:06:15 pm »
The black and white contrast bat kind of detracts from the whole lumberjack motif.


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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2015, 08:07:22 pm »
So, 3 hits, 1 run, 79 pitches and done? 


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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2015, 08:09:44 pm »
 Rzepczinski must be French.
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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2015, 08:09:56 pm »
I like this pitchers name.
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« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2015, 08:10:25 pm »
Is Rzepczinski must be French.

I only know how to say bad words, I do wish I knew how to spell them.
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« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2015, 08:11:04 pm »
I like this pitchers name.

It ends in an "i": a sure sign he descended from Polish royalty.
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« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2015, 08:12:29 pm »
It ends in an "i": a sure sign he descended from Polish royalty.

That's what I know.
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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2015, 08:21:27 pm »
So, we're six outs away from a 2-5 trip against two sub-.500 teams. 

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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2015, 08:32:35 pm »
Hay Ashby and Blum, I think the problems run much deeper than Singleton's AAAA quality.

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« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2015, 08:35:30 pm »
So, we're six outs away from a 2-5 trip against two sub-.500 teams.

I really hate this fucking road trip.
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« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2015, 08:38:44 pm »
I really hate this fucking road trip.

That's what I heard.

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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2015, 08:43:56 pm »
Where's HH when we need him.
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« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2015, 08:44:39 pm »
Hey Neil, do you like this road trip?
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« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2015, 08:45:51 pm »
Hey Neil, do you like this road trip?

I'm serious man.  I really really hate this fucking road trip.
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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2015, 08:46:16 pm »
What the fuck is wrong with these two idiots?
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« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2015, 08:48:08 pm »
Maybe they should take a roll of Certs, divide it in half and spend the next hour in a fascinating discussion of the various ways you can divide eight mints.
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« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2015, 08:50:36 pm »
I'm not dead yet...
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« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2015, 08:50:53 pm »
alrighty, rally time.
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« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2015, 08:51:18 pm »
Maybe they should take a roll of Certs, divide it in half and spend the next hour in a fascinating discussion of the various ways you can divide eight mints.

there's only 8 mints in a roll of Certs?
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« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2015, 08:52:48 pm »
What is this stupid noise thing from Cleveland fans?  I hate them.
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« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2015, 08:53:51 pm »
What is this stupid noise thing from Cleveland fans?  I hate them.

I can't decide which is worse, that woooo noise or Ashby.
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« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2015, 08:53:52 pm »
Shit, I thought that was a hit for Tucker.
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« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2015, 08:54:13 pm »
I can't decide which is worse, that woooo noise or Ashby.

Imagine Ashby doing the woooo.
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« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2015, 08:55:29 pm »
Imagine Ashby doing the woooo.

and trying to do math.
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« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2015, 08:55:44 pm »
Imagine Ashby doing the woooo.

That's just cruel, and I'm the one who doesn't mind Ashby.
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« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2015, 08:56:07 pm »
now would be a good time for correa to show those woooers how far he can hit a ball.
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« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2015, 08:56:40 pm »
I'm the one who doesn't mind Ashby.

wtf????
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« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2015, 08:57:01 pm »
now would be a good time for correa to show those woooers how far he can hit a ball.

1 for 16.  Who would have guessed?
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« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2015, 08:57:23 pm »
1 for 16.  Who would have guessed?

is that .500?
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2015, 08:57:57 pm »
1 for 16.  Who would have guessed?

And he's our cleanup hitter. And people wonder why we're struggling to score runs.
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« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2015, 08:58:37 pm »
is that .500?

Come on, it's 15 ABs over .500. Or under. Or something.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2015, 08:59:10 pm »
i think they really need lowrie back.  put him at 3rd or dh him.  i don't care where, he just needs to get better and get in the line up.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2015, 08:59:37 pm »
Valbuena's last home run was June 23.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2015, 08:59:53 pm »
Valbuena's last home run was June 23.

that didn't work either.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #60 on: July 09, 2015, 09:01:08 pm »
good grief.  how much rest does Keuchel really need?
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #61 on: July 09, 2015, 09:01:36 pm »
Man, I can hardly wait for the next road trip. Want to join me, Neil?
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #62 on: July 09, 2015, 09:01:57 pm »
At least we got a hanna and her horse ad. The goat cracks me up every time.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #63 on: July 09, 2015, 09:02:15 pm »
Man, I can hardly wait for the next road trip. Want to join me, Neil?

He'll be in KC next weekend.
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #64 on: July 09, 2015, 09:04:09 pm »
good grief.  how much rest does Keuchel really need?

Isn't he going to pitch against the Rangers this weekend?
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #65 on: July 09, 2015, 09:04:43 pm »
He'll be in KC next weekend.

Maybe Keuchel will pitch the night we've got tickets. 
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Re: Astros @ Indians July 9, 2015
« Reply #66 on: July 09, 2015, 10:33:51 pm »
gówno do kurwy nędzy 
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