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Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« on: April 21, 2014, 05:19:55 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's late show:

Good Guys

2BJose Altuve
CFDexter Fowler
CJason Castro
RFGeorge Springer
1BMarc Krauss
LFAlex Presley
DHMatt Dominguez
3BMarwin Gonzalez
SSJonathan Villar
Dallas Keuchel (1-1, 3.50)

Shitfucking Sea Urchins

CF Abraham Almonte
LF Dustin Ackley
2B Robinson Cano
DH Corey Hart
1B Justin Smoak
RF Stefen Romero
3B Kyle Seager
C Mike Zunino
SS Brad Miller
SEA: Felix Hernandez (3-0, 1.91)
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2014, 08:26:46 pm »
How is this Stefen Romero, who I've never ever heard of, batting ahead of Kyle Seager, who's an established MLB hitter with 25 HR, 90 RBI talent? Never heard of their leadoff hitter either for that matter.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 09:12:57 pm »
Dominguez is the DH and Marvin starts at third. What's up with that?

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 09:22:08 pm »
Never ending. Altuve "forgets" that he had to retouch second before going back to first on Castro's long out to left.  How does a major league player make that mistake?

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 09:28:18 pm »
Never ending. Altuve "forgets" that he had to retouch second before going back to first on Castro's long out to left.  How does a major league player make that mistake?

Jose would have been about guy on this team I would have picked to make a bone head move like that, it baffled the radio guys for a while.


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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 09:37:33 pm »
Dominguez is the DH and Marvin starts at third. What's up with that?

This is not the first time Porter has done this.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 09:46:14 pm »
I hadn't realized that. I understand Marwin at third, but not Dominguez at DH. Or, if they are both in the lineup, just switch them and get the benefit of Dominguez glove.


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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 09:49:07 pm »
I hadn't realized that. I understand Marwin at third, but not Dominguez at DH. Or, if they are both in the lineup, just switch them and get the benefit of Dominguez glove.



Porter may believe MD needs to rest a little. Or  maybe he thinks Marwin needs to get some time on-field to keep his fielding sharp. Maybe MD has a little injury but I haven't heard that.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 09:50:36 pm »
Keuchel won't ever be an ace but he has something out there.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2014, 09:51:55 pm »
Porter may believe MD needs to rest a little. Or  maybe he thinks Marwin needs to get some time on-field to keep his fielding sharp. Maybe MD has a little injury but I haven't heard that.


Marwin needing some time on-field was the radio guys explanation.
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2014, 09:55:16 pm »
Keuchel won't ever be an ace but he has something out there.
Yeah, nice to see both him and Obie make the most of their ability.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2014, 10:02:42 pm »
Making better contact so far, but nothing to show for it.

Seattle sure looks nice on that view.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2014, 10:03:30 pm »
I just checked in.  Nice to see there's been a hit.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 10:15:24 pm »
Keuchel pitches out of a jam. Still scoreless through four. 

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2014, 10:17:10 pm »
I just checked in.  Nice to see there's been a hit.

Three hits so far, a dribbler, a deflection and one sharply hit ball.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2014, 10:20:50 pm »
MATTY FUCKIN D!
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2014, 10:20:57 pm »
Guess Dominguez as DH works. 
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2014, 10:21:17 pm »
Almonte as a hole in his glove.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2014, 10:22:22 pm »
Guess Dominguez as DH works. 

That's some kickass managing right there.  Who'd have thought?
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2014, 10:22:47 pm »
Guess Dominguez as DH works. 
It apparently does.  My apologies for questioning that one.

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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2014, 10:25:04 pm »
I must be lagging 4 - 5 minutes behind, I was wondering what all the yelling was about.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2014, 10:28:11 pm »
It apparently does.  My apologies for questioning that one.

It's not like I've questioned it before.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2014, 10:34:53 pm »
It's time for this manager to go.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2014, 10:36:14 pm »
Lucky 2-run double for Almonte. Damn these accursed barnacle-gorvelers! 2-2 now.
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2014, 10:37:11 pm »
Barnacle gorvelers.  Outstanding.
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« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2014, 10:37:39 pm »
George didn't seem  to get much of a line on the ball in right.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2014, 10:39:48 pm »
Keuchel dominated the lefties that inning. He can always be a lefty specialist if the starting gig doesn't work.

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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2014, 10:42:50 pm »
Astros caught a huge fuckin break there.

I hate it when managers put the bunt on after a leadoff double. Especially with a good hitter at the plate.
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2014, 10:46:34 pm »
Castro! I love it when a batter does his job like that.

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« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2014, 10:51:07 pm »
And Krauss! NICE 2-out RBI single there.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Urchins April 21, 2014
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2014, 10:52:11 pm »
Presley RBI triple! 3 runs with two outs.
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« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2014, 10:53:17 pm »
Dominguez double!  6-2.
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« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2014, 10:54:10 pm »
WHO ARE THESE BASEBALL PLAYERS and WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE REAL HOUSTON ASTROS??
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« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2014, 10:57:27 pm »
No shit. Completely unexpected against Hernandez, or anyone with an arm, but damn is it welcome.

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« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2014, 10:58:45 pm »
Astros sent 8 men to the plate that inning, plating 4.
About freakin' time.

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« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2014, 11:10:27 pm »
Villar and Altuve both hit the ball well to start the 7th, but both ended up outs.
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« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2014, 11:15:16 pm »
Qualls is in. Hmm.
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« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2014, 11:18:26 pm »
Didn't realize Keuchel had thrown 113 pitches. He didn't really look tired, though. I just wish Bo didn't seem so allergic to letting his starters go more than 6 IP when they're cruising.
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« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2014, 11:20:48 pm »
Phwew. Zunino crushed a ball, wayyyy deep and OVER the LF foul pole, called foul, M's challenge, replay umps rule foul, then Zunino Ks swinging on the next pitch.
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« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2014, 11:23:47 pm »
And it ends up a 1-2-3 inning with 2 K's. Porter is brilliant!
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« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2014, 11:27:35 pm »
Phwew. Zunino crushed a ball, wayyyy deep and OVER the LF foul pole, called foul, M's challenge, replay umps rule foul, then Zunino Ks swinging on the next pitch.

It looked fair to me but hey, we'll take it.
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« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2014, 11:29:59 pm »
Porter should tell them to save some hits for tomorrow.
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« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2014, 11:31:13 pm »
Porter should tell them to save some hits for tomorrow.

So this game is safe?
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« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2014, 11:32:30 pm »
So this game is safe?

one would like to think so, but no.  I was trying to make a funny.
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« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2014, 11:34:21 pm »
one would like to think so, but no.  I was trying to make a funny.

This team has turned me, a natural optimist, into a terrible pessimist.
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« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2014, 11:37:36 pm »
I hate west coast games.
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« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2014, 11:41:32 pm »
I know this is really selfish but these games are great for me.  I can do whatever needs doing early in the morning, start watching a little after 10 AM and have some lunch in the later stages.  And I have most of the afternoon for work, rest or play, life is good sometimes.
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« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2014, 11:42:02 pm »
Damn, Villar with another great play.
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« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2014, 11:43:51 pm »
how many replays does a team get?  two reviewed for seattle tonight.
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« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2014, 11:45:15 pm »
I know this is really selfish but these games are great for me.  I can do whatever needs doing early in the morning, start watching a little after 10 AM and have some lunch in the later stages.  And I have most of the afternoon for work, rest or play, life is good sometimes.

Yeah, life must be good if the choices are work, rest or play. 
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« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2014, 11:47:14 pm »
Yeah, life must be good if the choices are work, rest or play. 

Life would be even better if the Astros would win a bit more.
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« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2014, 11:48:40 pm »
I hope he lets Albers finish the game.

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« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2014, 12:02:09 am »
A win!

Fields looked really sharp there. Impressive.

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« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2014, 12:04:51 am »
That was nice.
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« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2014, 03:59:54 am »
Marwin needing some time on-field was the radio guys explanation.

I don't disagree with that move. Marwin deserved another start after sunday's game.
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« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2014, 04:05:03 am »
one would like to think so, but no.  I was trying to make a funny.

You funny girl, you!
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« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2014, 05:43:48 am »
It's time for this manager to go.


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