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Ebby Calvin

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Astros @ Mariners Series Preview
« on: April 21, 2014, 03:18:18 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2014, 03:30:28 pm »
Excellent.  Damned fish tossers.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 03:33:12 pm »
Feldman has "bicep tendinitis" and will be replaced by McHugh coming up from OKC according to McTaggart.

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 03:47:34 pm »
Perfecto alert for tonight.

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 04:14:34 pm »
I can't believe you are maligning Kevin James' finest work. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 05:58:27 pm »
For what it's worth, having been "out on the town" in Lake Charles (i.e. not at the casinos), I can totally accept that a cow can fuck a pig and produce a dog.  It explains a lot, actually.
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 06:07:14 pm »
Nice work, EC!!!
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Re: Astros @ Mariners Series Preview
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 07:59:06 pm »
For what it's worth, having been "out on the town" in Lake Charles (i.e. not at the casinos), I can totally accept that a cow can fuck a pig and produce a dog.  It explains a lot, actually.

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