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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 08:39:37 pm »
Would a 3B really want to be known as El Matador?

Nonetheless, some of those are kind of clever. "Watch *your* back, Baby Bull."
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 09:09:13 am »
Would a 3B really want to be known as El Matador?

Nonetheless, some of those are kind of clever. "Watch *your* back, Baby Bull."

the white dude who tackled the mascot is Matt Belisle.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 02:20:11 pm »
the white dude who tackled the mascot is Matt Belisle.

Slight correction:

The guy that tackled the mascot is Wilin "Baby Bull" Rosario. The guy that says "Dios Mio!" is Matty.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 06:09:32 pm »
Slight correction:

The guy that tackled the mascot is Wilin "Baby Bull" Rosario. The guy that says "Dios Mio!" is Matty.

He pitches a lot better than he acts.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 09:44:19 am »
I'm going with Roky.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 10:01:22 am »
Amazing that after 20 years in the NL that franchise has developed so many rivalries.  So many rivalries.  Wow.  Too numerous to recount here. So, so many.

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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 10:31:32 am »
Slight correction:

The guy that tackled the mascot is Wilin "Baby Bull" Rosario. The guy that says "Dios Mio!" is Matty.

oh, I thought they were one and the same. I knew Matty had the line.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 12:12:42 pm »
He pitches a lot better than he acts.

I thought it was a masterpiece. Not sure how he won the role of "white guy bystander" but it cracked me the hell up.
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Re: The TZ's favorite Rockie! (... Rocky? Neither looks right)
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2013, 09:59:06 am »
Rockie or Rocky?

Neither.  It's Rukkake.
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