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what happened to Oswalt?
« on: April 24, 2012, 01:27:12 pm »
I was looking at games to go to this year and looking for teams with the most ex-astros. I couldnt find Oswalt and he wasn't on the active players list on ESPN. I know he had his troubles last year but I figured somebody was going to throw him some money. Did he just hang em' up?
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 01:34:13 pm »
He's waiting for "the right contract."  Wants to do a Clemens half-season thing.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 01:39:20 pm »
He's waiting for "the right contract." the first contender to lose a starter to injury
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 04:29:50 pm »
thought he was just playing with his tractor
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Re: what happened to Oswalt?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 04:34:58 pm »
He has broken down the last few years so he decided to try sit the first part of this season out, then come back.  He is hoping the rest will help him down the stretch.
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Re: what happened to Oswalt?
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 07:27:40 pm »
He has broken down the last few years so he decided to try sit the first part of this season out, then come back.  He is hoping the rest will help him down the stretch.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 07:57:40 pm »
That is what I have been told, maybe he isn't being honest though...
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 09:22:37 pm »
Wait a minute. He was only going to pitch 10 years anyway. I think it's been ten years. That's what he said, remember. Ten years.

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 09:53:12 pm »
Wait a minute. He was only going to pitch 10 years anyway. I think it's been ten years. That's what he said, remember. Ten years.

Yes. Whatever happened to "I'm going to walk away at 31" BS? Reality finally came crashing in on Dozer. This game is fun to play, beats the shit out of working and pays pretty good too.
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2012, 03:49:58 pm »
To sign with Nolan evidently... UGH!  LINK

The Rangers have agreed to sign Roy Oswalt, Gerry Fraley of the Dallas Morning News reports. The free agent right-hander sought a Major League deal in the $5-7.5MM range and appeared to prefer the Rangers to his other suitors.
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2012, 03:55:03 pm »
That's right, kiddies ... the one and only patent-pending Oswalt Inning is coming to a park near you.  Just be thankful it isn't yours.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2012, 04:02:53 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2012, 04:20:30 pm »
i dont see how they play iin that place.. is it a portal to hell?
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2012, 04:43:28 pm »
Ho hum. I guess this means that Neftali Feliz will go back to the bully when Dozer finally gets in shape and up with the Rangers. That's all it means to me.
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2012, 04:54:11 pm »
Ho hum. I guess this means that Neftali Feliz will go back to the bully when Dozer finally gets in shape and up with the Rangers. That's all it means to me.

That bullpen becomes scarier than the Wagner-Dotel-Lidge pen of old.
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2012, 05:20:38 pm »
That bullpen becomes scarier than the Wagner-Dotel-Lidge pen of old.

You are correct. And it probably won't hurt my fantasy team, of which Feliz is a member, since I'm currently ahead of schedule on the maximum number of innings pitched.
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2012, 11:15:29 pm »
To sign with Nolan evidently... UGH!  LINK

The Rangers have agreed to sign Roy Oswalt, Gerry Fraley of the Dallas Morning News reports. The free agent right-hander sought a Major League deal in the $5-7.5MM range and appeared to prefer the Rangers to his other suitors.

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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2012, 12:05:29 am »
If he wasn't dead to me before, he is now.

+1 And he's a whiny, pissy little dead guy. I hope that he lays a big fat egg on the Rangers.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2012, 06:53:58 am »
+1 And he's a whiny, pissy little dead guy. I hope that he lays a big fat egg on the Rangers.

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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2012, 08:09:49 am »
What's his record been at The Launching Pad in Arlington?

Well...bad, but he'll at least have an offense behind him now.

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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2012, 08:41:44 am »
This is all about him chasing a ring.  He doesn't offend me, so I doubt I'm going to care if he actually gets one.  I would be surprised if his back lets him make it though the rest of the year though.

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« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2012, 09:14:51 am »
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2012, 05:21:12 pm »
This is all about him chasing a ring.  He doesn't offend me, so I doubt I'm going to care if he actually gets one.  I would be surprised if his back lets him make it though the rest of the year though.


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Seems to me Sparky knows he's only good for an extended period of time with that back. Going a full 162+ games is no longer his forte. But he's a very good gunhand to hire if you're going to make a run at a ring. Roger Clemens did it for the Astros, seems a logical thing for Sparky to do as well.

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2012, 07:40:26 pm »
Roger Clemens did it for the Astros, seems a logical thing for Sparky to do as well.

I thought Clemens had to wait until he could pass a drug test.

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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2012, 05:06:05 pm »
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Seems to me Sparky knows he's only good for an extended period of time with that back. Going a full 162+ games is no longer his forte. But he's a very good gunhand to hire if you're going to make a run at a ring. Roger Clemens did it for the Astros, seems a logical thing for Sparky to do as well.

I guess it is okay if you can get away with it. If I was a teammate, I'd be muttering things like "oh, you're special and too good to go to spring training?"
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2012, 08:01:57 am »
I guess it is okay if you can get away with it. If I was a teammate, I'd be muttering things like "oh, you're special and too good to go to spring training?"

The other thought process from teammates might be "i wonder if I can get away with that next year". 
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2012, 09:28:04 am »
The other thought process from teammates might be "i wonder if I can get away with that next year". 

Of course, some players actually like Spring Training, especially the young ones, if not for the girls, for the extra money.
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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2012, 11:00:36 am »
Of course, some players actually like Spring Training, especially the young ones, if not for the girls, for the extra money.

Every pro player I've ever known, and that's quite a few, have almost to a man liked and looked forward to ST for many reasons, but girls and money are at the top of it.
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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2012, 02:35:16 pm »
Every pro player I've ever known, and that's quite a few, have almost to a man liked and looked forward to ST for many reasons, but girls and money are at the top of it.

That's why they play ball in the first place, right?

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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2012, 03:00:25 pm »
never bothered to drop the rr express email ...headline oswalt to start saturday for express
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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2012, 04:48:45 pm »
never bothered to drop the rr express email ...headline oswalt to start saturday for express

That has to be somewhat weird for him. 360 degrees.

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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2012, 04:51:03 pm »
That's why they play ball in the first place, right?

For me, it was just the game. Although the "baseball annies" who would come out were certainly welcome company!
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« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2012, 10:49:45 am »
never bothered to drop the rr express email ...headline oswalt to start saturday for express

I was there on Saturday and got his autograph on a ball for my son.  He was like a robot signing autographs for the fans.  No interaction at all.   I asked him how his bulldozer was and that got the smallest of acknowledgements, but otherwise he was completely laconic and crusty.

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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2012, 11:07:06 am »
I was there on Saturday and got his autograph on a ball for my son.  He was like a robot signing autographs for the fans.  No interaction at all.   I asked him how his bulldozer was and that got the smallest of acknowledgements, but otherwise he was completely laconic and crusty.

He never really oozed with personality. 
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« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2012, 11:46:50 am »
He never really oozed with personality. 

His appearance on Letterman after the NLCS was snooze (and cringe) worthy.

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« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2012, 12:26:29 pm »
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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2012, 03:51:57 pm »
In the beginning he was pretty laid back would crack jokes, talk to you, sign stuff. But once he became the "ace" for the astros and he played with clemens he became really full of himself.
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« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2012, 04:21:51 pm »
i remember at one of the photo days he got another fan to take a pic of him and kathy when she couldnt get someone to take the pic
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