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Game 2
« on: April 07, 2012, 06:20:47 pm »
Schreefer welcomes the visibly grizzled Moyer with a leadoff homerun!
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2012, 06:23:18 pm »
Jamie friggin' Moyer. The man's been playing since I was in high school, fer Chrissake. Now the oldest starting pitcher at 49 years and one hundred and something days to make an opening day roster.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2012, 06:25:07 pm »
Quote from: Bench on April 07, 2012, 06:20:47 pm
Schreefer welcomes the visibly grizzled Moyer with a leadoff homerun!

To put it bluntly, he smoked that pitch.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2012, 06:32:52 pm »
When it hit the bat it went ka-bong.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2012, 06:44:17 pm »
Quote from: Bench on April 07, 2012, 06:25:07 pm
To put it bluntly, he smoked that pitch.

Nice. You've had that teed up for weeks, haven't you?
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2012, 06:50:32 pm »
Before he came up, I had a sensimilla he'd hit one.  Wiemea?  I don't know.

Stands look half empty tonight, even with the Moyer non-event.
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2012, 06:50:46 pm »
So are you guys telling me Schreefer's hit blew the joint?
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2012, 06:51:58 pm »
He didn't rush his swing.  And the pitch was kind of high.
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2012, 06:56:04 pm »
Seriously, who is pitching for the Astros?
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2012, 06:56:55 pm »
Margo gets Cargo.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2012, 06:58:15 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 06:56:04 pm
Seriously, who is pitching for the Astros?


They said a little while ago, but I can't remember.  Seriously.
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2012, 06:58:29 pm »
Rockies run themselves out of the fourth. Finally a little leather.
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2012, 06:59:22 pm »
Geesh, somebody needs to teach Marwin to make the tag on the lead foot.  Castro's debacle never should of happened last night, almost looked like Tulo was going to make it under that tag
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2012, 06:59:46 pm »
Lucas Harrell tossing for the Good Guys today. Moyer is pitching like, well, Moyer.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2012, 07:00:11 pm »
A "crash" play.  Nice.
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2012, 07:01:09 pm »
Hope they don't waste this opportunity.
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2012, 07:01:48 pm »
Ha, nice little league play by the Rockies
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2012, 07:02:33 pm »
J.D.!!!
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« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2012, 07:02:41 pm »
J. D. Matinez!!!
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2012, 07:02:49 pm »
I love watching wily old veterans pitch. I like seeing the 60's come up in the pitch speed.
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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2012, 07:03:30 pm »
Looks like the hitters got together before the game and hashed out how they'd deal with Moyer.
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2012, 07:03:49 pm »
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J.D.!!!

Hit the first one hard to.  You can't sneak that junk by J.D.!
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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2012, 07:05:10 pm »
Had the game start time wrong... but... tuned in just in time to see JD MARTINEZ crank one... AWESOMENESS!!!
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2012, 07:05:16 pm »
Error number 3 for the Rockies in the inning
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« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2012, 07:05:43 pm »
Quote from: Bench on April 07, 2012, 06:20:47 pm
Schreefer welcomes the visibly grizzled Moyer with a leadoff homerun!

Schreefer...  Excellent!
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2012, 07:06:03 pm »
You guys don't know shit. Moyer is fucking great.
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Re: Game 2
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2012, 07:07:46 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 06:50:32 pm
Before he came up, I had a sensimilla he'd hit one.

I'm glad to see him getting over the hemp.
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2012, 07:08:10 pm »
I guess y'all know some stuff.
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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2012, 07:10:32 pm »
"Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'hurler'." -Brownie

Man its nice to see JD and Brownie back in the booth...
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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2012, 07:12:46 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 07, 2012, 07:10:32 pm
"Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'hurler'." -Brownie

Man its nice to see JD and Brownie back in the booth...

Just pray Crane doesn't show up.
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« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2012, 07:13:53 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:12:46 pm
Just pray Crane doesn't show up.

Odds aren't high that he'll show up tonight...
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« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2012, 07:14:05 pm »
I'm hoping Schreefer rolls out with good healthy numbers and stays on a pace higher than last year.
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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2012, 07:14:30 pm »
I really like the movement from Harrell.
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2012, 07:15:41 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 07:14:05 pm
I'm hoping Schreefer rolls out with good healthy numbers and stays on a pace higher than last year.

He's doing the best he cannibis.
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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2012, 07:17:14 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 07:14:05 pm
I'm hoping Schreefer rolls out with good healthy numbers and stays on a pace higher than last year.

Weed all like to see that.
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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2012, 07:20:09 pm »
Whoever our pitcher is can bunt, too.
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« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2012, 07:22:10 pm »
Schreefer gets vaporized at first but picks up the RBI.
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2012, 07:24:30 pm »
4-0 Astros.  They've got us where they want us.
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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2012, 07:24:59 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:20:09 pm
Whoever our pitcher is can bunt, too.

and got wheels
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« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2012, 07:25:20 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 07:22:10 pm
Schreefer gets vaporized at first but picks up the RBI.

He rolled it nice.  I am going to stop now.
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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2012, 07:28:15 pm »
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He rolled it nice.  I am going to stop now.

Rolled it? Are you talking about his sacrifice blunt?
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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2012, 07:29:05 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:25:20 pm
He rolled it nice.  I am going to stop now.

You don't want to do too much, man.
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2012, 07:30:42 pm »
I don't mind it if the Astros "Bogart" all the runs.
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2012, 07:31:03 pm »
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You don't want to do too much, man.

This is no lie.  I have a Rick James song going through my head right now.
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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2012, 07:31:24 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:25:20 pm
He rolled it nice.  I am going to stop now.

You gonna pass that over, then?
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« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2012, 07:32:17 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:25:20 pm
He rolled it nice.  I am going to stop now.

Keep one foot on the floor.
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« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2012, 07:33:01 pm »
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You gonna pass that over, then?

Yes, but I hope you have a clip.
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« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2012, 07:33:24 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:31:03 pm
This is no lie.  I have a Rick James song going through my head right now.

That's weird, I have that Lemmonheads' song about Rick James' style in my head.
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« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2012, 07:33:42 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 06:58:15 pm
They said a little while ago, but I can't remember.  Seriously.

I recognized all of two names in the starting lineup.
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2012, 07:34:17 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:33:01 pm
Yes, but I hope you have a clip.

Lemme roach over and grab it...
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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2012, 07:35:03 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 07:33:24 pm
That's weird, I have that Lemmonheads. song about Rick James' style in my head.

Evan Dando sucks.  And Jude had a better song about RJ.
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« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2012, 07:36:38 pm »
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Lemme roach over and grab it...

Be careful.  I dusted this shit with some black mollies before we lit up.  It might make you go quaazy.
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« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2012, 07:40:11 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:35:03 pm
Evan Dando sucks.  And Jude had a better song about RJ.

I hated his song about Alyson. or Alison... whatever.
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« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2012, 07:52:51 pm »
Really. Who is pitching for the Astros?
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« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2012, 07:53:08 pm »
Suddenly, I have a serious craving for Baskin-Robbins.
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« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2012, 07:53:39 pm »
Hey, what all goes into a mimosa?  I'm thinking just orange juice and carbonated wine.  But my friend here says it has grenadine in it, too.  Or so she thinks.

What the fuck is grenadine?  I thought it was an island somewhere.
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« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2012, 07:55:36 pm »
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Hey, what all goes into a mimosa?  I'm thinking just orange juice and carbonated wine.  But my friend here says it has grenadine in it, too.  Or so she thinks.

What the fuck is grenadine?  I thought it was an island somewhere.

It's a red syrup, although I can't remember what it's made out of. Useful for the now-way-out-of-date tequila sunrise.
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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2012, 07:56:31 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:53:39 pm
Hey, what all goes into a mimosa?  I'm thinking just orange juice and carbonated wine.  But my friend here says it has grenadine in it, too.  Or so she thinks.

What the fuck is grenadine?  I thought it was an island somewhere.

A mimosa is oj and champagne. Grenadine is cherry drink syrup.
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« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2012, 07:56:44 pm »
Oh, and I've never heard of it in mimosas. Just OJ and champagne.
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« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2012, 07:57:34 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 07, 2012, 07:55:36 pm
It's a red syrup, although I can't remember what it's made out of. Useful for the now-way-out-of-date tequila sunrise.

OK, thanks.  And if Millsey brings in Brandon "Unleaded" Lyons, I'm going to say a bad word, I swear.
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« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2012, 07:59:55 pm »
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Grenadine is cherry drink syrup.

She says its made out of poma pomme pomegranites, and it gives her some kind of special prowess.  So I am thinking of running out to get some.  At a liquor store, I guess.
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« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2012, 08:05:31 pm »
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« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2012, 08:05:53 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:59:55 pm
She says its made out of poma pomme pomegranites, and it gives her some kind of special prowess.  So I am thinking of running out to get some.  At a liquor store, I guess.

As I recall from my adolescent days, the label on the main brand has some nubile island girl on it. I do think that she had some sort of special prowess.
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« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2012, 08:06:57 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 08:05:31 pm
FUCK

Is that a "god dammit another home run" FUCK, or a "Carlos Lee just broke somebody's leg" FUCK?
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« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2012, 08:07:31 pm »
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« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2012, 08:08:06 pm »
Brandon Lyon better learn to keep that below average crap down.
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« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2012, 08:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 07, 2012, 08:08:06 pm
Brandon Lyon better learn to keep that below average crap down.

If he is seriously supposed to be the "8th inning setup guy", I foresee terrible trouble.
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« Reply #67 on: April 07, 2012, 08:11:33 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 07, 2012, 08:08:06 pm
Brandon Lyon better learn to keep that below average crap down.

I want to see more of that cutter down and away, if I have to watch Lyon pitch.
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« Reply #68 on: April 07, 2012, 08:13:16 pm »
Lyons is all over the place.
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« Reply #69 on: April 07, 2012, 08:14:45 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 08:11:15 pm
If he is seriously supposed to be the "8th inning setup guy" pitcher in any inning, I foresee terrible trouble.

FIFY
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« Reply #70 on: April 07, 2012, 08:20:07 pm »
According to Milo, good double by Johnson.
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« Reply #71 on: April 07, 2012, 08:21:03 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 07, 2012, 08:20:07 pm
According to Milo, good double by Johnson.

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« Reply #72 on: April 07, 2012, 08:27:33 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 08:21:03 pm
Oh man.  Milo 'n' DoRay?  You're slumming tonight.

We don't have much choice in Austin. I'm surprised it's even on the radio "Longhorn Station."
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« Reply #73 on: April 07, 2012, 08:38:09 pm »
Bring us that total board, Milo!
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« Reply #74 on: April 07, 2012, 08:38:28 pm »
Yeah, Astros win!!
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« Reply #75 on: April 07, 2012, 08:39:20 pm »
And there's a win for the good guys. First win last year was what, Memorial Day?  70 wins baby...you heard it from me first!
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« Reply #76 on: April 07, 2012, 08:43:02 pm »
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And there's a win for the good guys. First win last year was what, Memorial Day?  70 wins baby...you heard it from me first!

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« Reply #77 on: April 07, 2012, 08:47:54 pm »
The Astros haven't been .500 or better this late in a season since August 3rd, 2009 when they were 53-53.
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« Reply #78 on: April 07, 2012, 09:29:35 pm »
Smoked 'em tonight!  Good win for the Good New Guys!
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« Reply #79 on: April 07, 2012, 09:34:44 pm »
Quote from: ValpoCory on April 07, 2012, 08:47:54 pm
The Astros haven't been .500 or better this late in a season since August 3rd, 2009 when they were 53-53.

Ouch!!
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« Reply #80 on: April 07, 2012, 11:00:56 pm »
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« Reply #81 on: April 07, 2012, 11:06:38 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on April 07, 2012, 07:59:55 pm
She says its made out of poma pomme pomegranites, and it gives her some kind of special prowess.  So I am thinking of running out to get some.  At a liquor store, I guess.

Unless there exists an alcoholic grenadine that I don't know about, she and I are not talking about the same thing. I believe Rose's (makers of Rose's Lime Juice) make a grenadine, and it is decidedly cherry syrup.
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« Reply #82 on: April 07, 2012, 11:08:46 pm »
And heeeyyyyyy, Astros win! Wahoo!
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« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2012, 12:54:26 am »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on April 07, 2012, 11:06:38 pm
Unless there exists an alcoholic grenadine that I don't know about, she and I are not talking about the same thing. I believe Rose's (makers of Rose's Lime Juice) make a grenadine, and it is decidedly cherry syrup.

You put grenadine in alcohol, but it's not alcoholic.  It's technically supposed to be made from pomegranates, but like anything else Rose's it's a half-assed mix of artificial flavors and high fructose corn syrup.
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« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2012, 07:28:30 am »
You can make your own which is 1000x better just by reducing Pom with sugar until its a syrup.
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« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2012, 07:39:33 pm »
Wow... so the bartenders at the places we frequent that make the boys cherry Cokes using Coke and grenadine don't know what grenadine is, either. Friggin' bartender education's going down the tubes.
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