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Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« on: December 22, 2011, 07:04:56 pm »
I guess that he plays RF and Twinkie moves to 1B?
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 07:21:46 pm »
That training staff better lay in some extra supplies.
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 08:50:34 pm »
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 08:54:44 pm »
I guess that he plays RF and Twinkie moves to 1B?

At present, I think the expectation is that he'll be their CF once Allen Craig is back on the field.

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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 09:51:17 pm »
At present, I think the expectation is that he'll be their CF once Allen Craig is back on the field.

A 35 year old CF doesn't sound like a good plan, but maybe they're so far ahead of everyone else in the NL West that it won't matter, especially if Fielder signs outside of the division.
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 11:58:33 am »
Excellent. They signed someone we already hate. A match made in Heaven.
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 08:48:05 pm »
Excellent. They signed someone we already hate. A match made in Heaven.
Well said.
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 11:27:20 pm »
Excellent. They signed someone we already hate. A match made in Heaven.

Yes, he'll fit in well there.
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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2011, 08:45:05 am »
Yes, he'll fit in well there.

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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2011, 10:20:48 pm »
At present, I think the expectation is that he'll be their CF once Allen Craig is back on the field.

Yep.  Jay to be their 4th OF.

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Re: Jakes sign Beltran to a two year deal
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2011, 10:38:14 am »
Yep.  Jay to be their 4th OF.
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