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HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! PAAAAARTY!!!!
« on: December 05, 2011, 12:32:27 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 12:33:28 pm »
Christmas has indeed come early!!!
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 12:37:54 pm »
Cabrera's a flip-flopping bitch.  But this is news good enough to post twice.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 12:38:34 pm »
Cabrera's a flip-flopping bitch.  But this is news good enough to post twice.

I'm glad I took the extra 7 seconds for the proper sentiment.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 12:39:04 pm »
A great day in Houston.  Adios, you stinking pile of crap.

It's probably a reward for saying exactly what MLB wanted throughout the sale debacle.


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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 12:41:52 pm »
It's probably a reward for saying exactly what MLB wanted throughout the sale debacle.

He's perfect for MLB.

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 02:11:42 pm »
He's perfect for MLB.

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We have always been in the same division as the Rangers.
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 02:50:36 pm »
We have always been in the same division as the Rangers.

AL is NL
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 04:06:09 pm »
What's good is bad, what's bad is good, you'll find out when you reach the top, you're on the bottom...
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