Author Topic: Ray Oyler? Rodeo Clown? Say hello to Eugenio Velez (Read 1288 times)

Ron Brand · « **on:** September 29, 2011, 03:47:28 pm »

MusicMan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2011, 03:56:32 pm »

Sets a new record for futility with 0 for 37 season.

Damn, that's worse than my high school dating record.

Lurch · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2011, 03:58:45 pm »

Sets a new record for futility with 0 for 37 season.

So, he's due

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:12:08 pm »

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When Velez plays baseball, Hunter Pence stops to say, "My word, that Velez fellow is gangly and awkward."

Ouch.

Limey · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:56:24 pm »

Damn, that's worse than my high school dating record.

Yeah. But at least he'll get a hit eventually.

MusicMan · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:12:31 am »

Yeah. But at least he'll get a hit eventually.

Wrong. My hit was a home run, and thankfully she's never realized how far out of my league she is.

MRaup · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2011, 02:17:26 pm »

Ouch.

I picture Thunderpants in an ascot with a monocle over one eye while saying that... And not blinking at all.