Brad Ausmus.
Yes, Bradley "Sufer Dude" Ausmus.... and here is why.
1). He is a former catcher with skills that were high above average to manage a pitching staff. Managers felt they could easily just allow Bradley to run the staff and bring kids along like Roy Oswalt along well enough to trust his acumen (See: Dierker, Larry... who made the mistake of thinking he could get more offense from Mitch Melusky and then realized he wanted Ausmus back... hence the title, the Messiah!)
B) Why not pitching coach? Because I think catchers make excellence managers... like Scoicia or Jim Leyland. (Yeah, I know, what about Brenly? Ahum... *most* former catcher... there, happy now?)
iii) Jim Crane is a former pitcher in college and if there is one thing I know... and only one thing I know, the love/hate relationship between catcher and pitcher is solid. Crane would probably endorse an Ausmus hire. Okay, maybe.... but still I think it could have traction with him.
Quatro) The Astros will be young for a while and what you need beyond just a pitching coach that knows how to handle a staff, you need a manager who knows how to handle a young staff correctly and a pitching coach just won't have the same impact as a skipper.
5) No more "personal conflict" between pitching coach and manager.... I'm sure whoever takes the job as pitching coach under Ausmus won't quibble with his qualifications for saying he wants things done a certain way for young pitchers.
next) The Astros could probably explore how much bump they can get from an Ausmus managerial hire... Bagwell would like it, much fodder for Saturday night commentary for sure (and may entice Baggy to come back as hitting coach... anyone notice the job Baggy did last year has basically gone away when he went away?)
fin) Gerry Hunsicker, same guy who hired Larry Dierker, would probably not mind doing the same thing with Bradley.... yeah, that Gerry Hunsicker!
I know, why did BudGirl's personal interest not make my list? That is peripheral for me... but hey, maybe Pam Gardner will come up with the brilliant idea that this would put woman AIS and they will bring their boyfriends, husbands, significant others with them. Maybe...
Okay... fire away!