Author Topic: Broom Day??? Astros @ Mets 4/21/11 (Read 2356 times)

Mr. Happy · « **on:** April 21, 2011, 06:09:02 pm »

Lineups:

Houston AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Bourn, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
Sanchez, An, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290
Pence, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282
Lee, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .236
Johnson, C, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .211
Wallace, B, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .293
Downs, M, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
Quintero, H, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .270
Happ, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .264

NY Mets AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Reyes, Jo, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .329
Pagan, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167
Wright, D, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .229
Beltran, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
Bay, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
Davis, I, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290
Turner, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
Nickeas, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
Capuano, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333

hostros7 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:15:07 pm »

Wtf is a "Mr. Sweepy"? Horrible production

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:22:04 pm »

TC tossed on an obvious boner by Eddings. Bourn 4-3; Sanchez Ks; Pence 2B to CF; Lee 1-3. 0- Bottom 1

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:23:32 pm »

Chris Wallace with his SAL-leading 6th HR of the season in T1 for LEX. Nash couldn't keep up, only got a 2B in T1...

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:28:50 pm »

Reyes F9; Pagan Ks; Wright Ks. 0-0 Top 2

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:33:18 pm »

CJ Ks; Wallace K; Downs 3F. 0-0 Bottom 2

moriartp · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:37:19 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 21, 2011, 06:23:32 pm

Nash couldn't keep up, only got a 2B in T1...

Chump.

moriartp · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:38:45 pm »

Wait, really? Collins ejected for arguing in T1? I'm shocked.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:41:16 pm »

Beltran Ks; Bay Ks 2-3; Davis L7 on a nice catch by Lee.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:41:57 pm »

TC got hosed on that call. He had to get run.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:52:12 pm »

Q 6-3; Happ questionable infield 1B and horrible throw by Wright to 2B; Bourn BB; Sanchez L1-6. 0-0 Bottom 3

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:01:36 pm »

Turner 6-3; Nickeas HR; Capuano Ks; Reyes works count full before 5-3 on a nice saving pick by Wallace. 1-0 steM Top 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:12:09 pm »

Pence P4; Lee P4; CJ 2B to CF; Wallace 5F. 1-0 SteM Bottom 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:27:10 pm »

Pagan works count full before P4; Wright works count full before HR to LCF; Beltran works count full before 1b to CF to 3B; Bay 2B on dinker to RF to 3B; score a run on a WP; Davis Sac F7 RBI; Turner 6-3 4-0 Top 5

pots · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:28:19 pm »

This is quickly turning into an oh well night

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:34:57 pm »

Downs Ks on a "good morning, good afternoon and goodnight"; Q P3; Happ 1B to CF; Bourn 4-3. 4-0 steM Bottom 5

pots · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:48:58 pm »

JD with 9 game RBI streak

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:51:46 pm »

Nickeas works count full before F9; Capuano 2B to RF; Reyes works count full (6th full count for Happ) before BB; Pagan works count full before F9; Wright 2B to CF 2 RBIs; pitching change Del Rosario in to pitch Beltran 4-3. 6-0 Top 6

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2011, 07:59:10 pm »

Sanchez works count full before 6-3-U; Pence 4-3; Lee BB; CJ 5-3. 6-0 Mets Bottom 6

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:07:41 pm »

Bay K; Davis 1-3; Turner infield 1B 2-4. 6-0 Top 7

Hornstros · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:09:40 pm »

Brownie tickled pink by JDs contact story....

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:18:09 pm »

Wallace 2B to CF; Downs works count full before 1B RBI; Q 1-6-3. 6-1 Bottom 7

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:19:18 pm »

OOPS! Bourgeois PH for Del Rosario L7. 6-1 Mets Bottom 7

JaneDoe · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:21:55 pm »

Ultimate jinx, there Mr. Happy.....Broom Day? You know better......

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:25:24 pm »

A Rodriguez on to pitch. Nickeas Ks; Capuano F9 to the track; Reyes 1-3. 6-1 Top 8

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:26:31 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on April 21, 2011, 08:21:55 pm

Ultimate jinx, there Mr. Happy.....Broom Day? You know better......

I was lampooning the Fox Sports Houston pre-game ad. Maybe the BBG's couldn't tell the difference?

austro · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:32:51 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on April 21, 2011, 08:26:31 pm

Maybe the BBG's couldn't tell the difference?

They're an intolerant, mirthless bunch.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:34:11 pm »

Correction:L Murphy PH for Capuano last inning. Too much distraction in tweeting for me! Buchholz on to pitch Bourn 1B to RF; Sanchez Ks (he needs a day off); Pence L8; Lee F9. 6-1 Mets Bottom 8

JaneDoe · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:44:08 pm »

OH DEAR LORD!!

Catch the ball, Hunter!

chuck · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:45:57 pm »

What a fucking slapdick.

Why the fuck is he trying to basket catch that?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:48:05 pm »

Harris works count full before F7; Wright BB; Beltran Ks; Bay E9 four base error; Davis works count full before HR; Turner Ks. 9-1 Mets Top 9

Matt · « **Reply #31 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:48:23 pm »

Quote from: chuck on April 21, 2011, 08:45:57 pm

What a fucking slapdick.

Answered that question yourself.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:49:05 pm »

Quote from: chuck on April 21, 2011, 08:45:57 pm

What a fucking slapdick.

Why the fuck is he trying to basket catch that?

Because he's a fucking dumbass.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #33 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:54:15 pm »

CJ Ks; Wallace F8; Downs 2F. BALLGAME 9-1 Mets

VirtualBob · « **Reply #34 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:54:25 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on April 21, 2011, 08:44:08 pm

OH DEAR LORD!!

Catch the ball, Hunter!

Wow: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14031355

austro · « **Reply #35 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:57:26 pm »

Quote from: VirtualBob on April 22, 2011, 02:54:25 pm

Wow: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=14031355

Your Houston Astros All-Star representative in action.

JimR · « **Reply #36 on:** April 22, 2011, 03:01:35 pm »

awesome. what a ballplayer.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #37 on:** April 22, 2011, 03:02:47 pm »

Would Kangaroo Court apply here and if so, who presides?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 22, 2011, 03:28:15 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on April 22, 2011, 03:02:47 pm

Would Kangaroo Court apply here and if so, who presides?

I have a hard time believing there is one. If there is, what would a fine summary sheet look like for him anyway?

Struck out on very low and very away breaking ball - $25.00 ("K-slider $25") ; K-slider $25; Horrible jump on fly ball = $50.00 (hor jump = $50); K-slider $25; Missed cut-off man = $40.00 ("No C/O = $40); K-slider $25; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; No C/O = $40; Grounded into force out on 1st pitch with runners is scoring position - $35.00 ("GO 1P RISP = $35); GO 1P RISP = $35; hor jump = $50 {Hunter, note to self, CJ tells me this does not mean what you think it means}; No C/O = $40; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; GO 1P RISP = $35; GO 1P RISP = $35; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; hor jump = $50; No C/O = $40; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; 'Spazzed' on a fly resulting in Little League HR - $500.00; {Hunter, note to self, made ESPN highlight reel on that play. Appeal and request $1,000 bonus}; GO 1P RISP = $35; hor jump = $50; No C/O = $40; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; K-slider $25; GO 1P RISP = $35; Seriously, WTF Hunter?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? - $1,000; K-slider $25; K-slider $25;K-slider $25; K-slider $25;K-slider $25; K-slider $25;K-slider $25; K-slider $25;K-slider $25; K-slider $25.....