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Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« on: December 08, 2010, 01:19:55 pm »
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 01:20:31 pm »
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 01:21:18 pm »
Quote from: JimR on December 08, 2010, 01:20:31 pm
one year too late.

I hope he's not becoming the coaching Brett Favre/Roger Clemens.
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 01:24:34 pm »
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 01:37:32 pm »

Maybe he wants the texas OC position?
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 01:43:46 pm »
Quote from: rgs on December 08, 2010, 01:37:32 pm
Maybe he wants the texas OC position?

That makes perfect sense.
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2010, 02:27:32 pm »
A job is not as important as your life. I'd hate like shit for him to die on the field.
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 12:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on December 08, 2010, 02:27:32 pm
A job is not as important as your life. I'd hate like shit for him to die on the field.
If he died in Memphis by spontaneous human combustion (SHC) wouldn't that be cool?
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 12:42:08 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on December 09, 2010, 12:36:41 pm
If he died in Memphis by spontaneous human combustion (SHC) wouldn't that be cool?

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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 01:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on December 09, 2010, 12:36:41 pm
If he died in Memphis by spontaneous human combustion (SHC) wouldn't that be cool?

Children by the million sing for Urban Meyer... Doesn't really have quite the ring to it, does it?

Don't ask me how (it was purely by accident) but in googling around I stumbled on some pictures of his daughter. No wonder he has a heart condition. I think she's the one on top:

http://tinyurl.com/2bu2v7o

(Chicks in bikinis. No idea if it's safe where you work or not.)
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 01:13:41 pm »
Quote from: chuck on December 09, 2010, 01:10:55 pm
Children by the million sing for Urban Meyer... Doesn't really have quite the ring to it, does it?

Don't ask me how (it was purely by accident) but in googling around I stumbled on some pictures of his daughter. No wonder he has a heart condition. I think she's the one on top:

http://tinyurl.com/2bu2v7o

(Chicks in bikinis. No idea if it's safe where you work or not.)

Nice beach.
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2010, 01:18:35 pm »
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2010, 02:01:39 pm »
Quote from: austro on December 09, 2010, 01:18:35 pm
Right.

I'm serious. I didn't even know the guy had a daughter. I was trying to remember if he's one of the idiots who wears a visor (he's not) and whaddaya know?! I google up a picture of him and instead am greeted by teenage girls humping on the beach.

I should probably go buy some shares of google in appreciation.
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Re: Urban Meyer stepping down, again
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2010, 04:49:25 pm »
Meyer has retired twice now, and JoePa's STILL coaching. I love it.
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