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Arky Vaughan

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Wandy
« on: September 01, 2010, 10:02:57 am »
Wandy, 2008-2010:

ERA: 3.38
H/9: 8.7
BB/9: 2.8
SO/9: 8.2
HR/9: 0.8
SO/BB: 2.91
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 10:06:05 am »
He'll make some money this offseason.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 10:08:06 am »
Probably more next season than the $9 million or so he's earned in his career to date.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 10:08:23 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 01, 2010, 10:06:05 am
He'll make some money this offseason.

Conversely, the only way Byrdak will make money this offseason is by selling his facial pubes and/or semen.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 10:08:55 am »
Quote from: Limey on September 01, 2010, 10:08:23 am
facial pubes and/or semen.

You just wanted to use these both in the same sentence.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 10:10:18 am »
Quote from: Limey on September 01, 2010, 10:08:23 am
Conversely, the only way Byrdak will make money this offseason is by selling his facial pubes and/or semen.

He's right on the borderline of being Type B.  As is Fulchino, which tells you just how much dreck there is among Type B relievers.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 10:40:03 am »
talking bout facial pubes has anyone noticed hunter p attempt at a beard
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 11:03:41 am »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on September 01, 2010, 10:08:06 am
Probably more next season than the $9 million or so he's earned in his career to date.

He's still arb-eligible, right?  Has anything ever been said about a long term extension?
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 11:22:18 am »
Yes. I thought Wade mentioned a long-term deal was to be discussed in the off season. 
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 12:47:15 pm »
Quote from: Fredia on September 01, 2010, 10:40:03 am
talking bout facial pubes has anyone noticed hunter p attempt at a beard

Damn ... put that through the fredia philter and it came out all scrambled.  Now what?
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 12:57:03 pm »
Has there ever been any DNA/Carbon dating to determine his actual age?
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 01:32:26 pm »
Quote from: jbm on September 01, 2010, 11:22:18 am
Yes. I thought Wade mentioned a long-term deal was to be discussed in the off season. 

Yeah, Wandy's agent approached the club recently (month or so ago) about a multi-year deal.  Wade said they would hold discussions after the season.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 01:48:53 pm »
Quote from: astrosfan76 on September 01, 2010, 01:32:26 pm
Yeah, Wandy's agent approached the club recently (month or so ago) about a multi-year deal.  Wade said they would hold discussions after the season.

Think he might be a little pissed about the Myers deal?
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2010, 02:14:29 pm »
Quote from: Astroholic on September 01, 2010, 01:48:53 pm
Think he might be a little pissed about the Myers deal?

No.  Completely different contractual issues.  Myers was coming up on a mutual option, Wandy is still under club control. 
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 02:17:28 pm »
Quote from: Arky Vaughan on September 01, 2010, 10:08:55 am
You just wanted to use these both in the same sentence.

I am both intrigued and horrified by the idea of facial semen.
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Re: Wandy
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2010, 06:03:09 pm »
Quote from: Waldo on September 01, 2010, 02:17:28 pm
I am both intrigued and horrified by the idea of facial semen.
I'm only horrified.
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