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Re: Jim Edmonds traded to Reds
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 12:51:11 pm »
They had a shortage of showboating, washed-up center fielders?
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Re: Jim Edmonds traded to Reds
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 12:58:00 pm »
They realized that the Reds had more games remaining against the Astros. Not as bad as the butt-reaming we got when PIT traded Ramirez to the Cubs, but annoying nonetheless.
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Re: Jim Edmonds traded to Reds
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 02:33:26 pm »
So let's see...

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Next stop - Pittsburgh!

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