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Rays & Stros May 22
« on: May 22, 2010, 06:13:02 pm »
Is there a way to watch this game?

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 06:18:39 pm »
Is there a way to watch this game?

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 06:20:34 pm »
Is it on justin.tv or channelsurfing.net?
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 06:26:55 pm »
Is it on justin.tv or channelsurfing.net?

No.  Neither team broadcasting it at all
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 06:33:06 pm »
mlb.tv, bitches. I'm getting the normal video feed with our radio guys on top of it. It's weird.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 06:33:12 pm »
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 07:19:53 pm »
mlb.tv, bitches. I'm getting the normal video feed with our radio guys on top of it. It's weird.

i'm watching the mlb.tv feed with our radio somnambulists as well.  pretty good quality audio feed, doesn't sound like radio.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 07:25:53 pm »
i'm watching the mlb.tv feed with our radio somnambulists as well.  pretty good quality audio feed, doesn't sound like radio.

I'm still getting a blackout message.  Radio audio feed but no video.  What link did you go to for the video feed?
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2010, 07:28:35 pm »
for those wondering-- wandy can't locate his fastball very well, but his curve looks great. 2 outs/ 2 on in the 4th, looping liner to right, pence attempted a diving catch, had it in his glove but it squirted out when he slid and rolled away.  2 run double with runner going to third on close throw home.  feels like it could be the winning margin in the game.  astros haven't gotten anything going since the first.  crawford just scored on a tie-goes-to-the-runner near double play.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2010, 07:29:03 pm »
This sucks.  I can get the Rangers on three different channels and the Yankees/Mets on four, including three of them in Spanish.  But I can't watch the Astros. 
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2010, 07:37:53 pm »
B5th, 1-3

Manzella smash to the hole between short and third, looked like a sure single off the bat but Longoria with a GREAT diving play, throws to first for the out.  Wandy strikes out.  Bourn works count to 3-2, Nieman throwing some great cut fastballs biting in on Bourn, Bourn bounces out to first and another 123 for the punchless 'stros.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2010, 07:39:24 pm »
Wandy at 92 throws for five innings.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 07:39:57 pm »
B6th, 1-3

Milo's back on the air!  Wandy, what else, walks the first batter.  I feel the floodgates about to open.  Kapler hard liner to center on first pitch.  Lopez warming up.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 07:42:55 pm »
B6th, 1-3

Navarro shows bunt on a ball almost in the dirt.  seemed like a squeeze because q almost threw out kapler diving back to first.  navarro does bunt on 1-0, but foul.  you wonder why they'd go safety squeeze against a shaky pitcher, but i guess they know the astros can't hit.  wandy great pickoff move, catches kapler off the bag, throw home gets upton.  again, not sure why the rays were fucking around so much with nobody out.  wandy goes 2-0 against the pitcher, again failing miserably to locate his fastball, but he eventually gets a 6-3 bounceout and the inning ends.  wandy got real lucky that inning.  astros need to take advantage.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2010, 07:50:58 pm »
B6th, 1-3

Kepp with an out that I missed.  Berkman FUCKING CRUSHES ONE to left center 6 feet up and a foot to the right of  the imaginary lines that delineate homers in that part of the park

2-3!

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2010, 07:54:43 pm »
B6th, 2-3

Carlos quickly strikes out looking.  Thanks for playing fatass,  I hope they don't forget the blue cheese dressing with your postgame chicken wings.  Pence lays off some good pitches (yes, really), 3-1 bouncer to short.  Shortstop hesitates, then realizes a fast man is running and the throw to first is way high.  E-6.  Blum shallow flyout to left and we're on the 7th.  Still a game

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2010, 07:56:47 pm »
Who's coming in to pitch the seventh?
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2010, 07:58:47 pm »
Who's coming in to pitch the seventh?

Wandy.  Threw a terrible pitch and Mills goes to Sampson.  Wanted to give him the benefit of the home ovation.  Wandy definitely battled tonight.  Terrible location except for the curve, but somehow he only gave up 3 and gave us a chance to win.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2010, 08:06:23 pm »
B6th, 1-3

Kepp with an out that I missed.  Berkman FUCKING CRUSHES ONE to left center 6 feet up and a foot to the right of  the imaginary lines that delineate homers in that part of the park

2-3!

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2010, 08:06:44 pm »
T-7th, 2-3

Sampson gets out, then Crawford gets a hit but I didn't see either.  Sampson seems affected by having Crawford on first, throwing everywhere but the strike zone.  mlb.com broadcast shows picture of bourn & crawford on same high school team.  Q to the mound.  Sampson comes out throwing sinking strikes, gets a fly out but deep enough for runners to advance.  1st and 3rd two outs.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2010, 08:10:30 pm »
T-7th, 2-3

Carlos Pena up.  Pena fouls off a GREAT sinker on 1-0, ball, awesome backdoor slider to get to 2-2, come on Chris!  Hard fastball causes weak grounder to second.  Berkman almost fucks it up (think Pujols on the Bourn drag bunt a couple of weeks ago), but races back to first in time for the out.  stretch time & shower time for me.  be back in ten, but i suspect i won't miss much with these losers.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2010, 08:17:26 pm »
be back in ten, but i suspect i won't miss much with these losers.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2010, 08:24:36 pm »
Alright, I'm back from my shower adventure.  My friends are texting me from the local pizza pub so I only have a few more positive feelings to give to this game.  Bottom of the 8th coming up.  Top of the order due.  LET'S GET SOME A RUNS!  THIS IS WHAT WE'RE PAYING YOU FOR, ASSHOLES!

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2010, 08:25:07 pm »
Lopez gets Rays 1-2-3 in T8.  Middle 8: TB 3, HOU 2.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2010, 08:26:24 pm »
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2010, 08:27:52 pm »
Thanks a lot for the PBP Joey, it's appreciated.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2010, 08:28:22 pm »
B8th, 2-3

Bourn goes 0-2 then watches a VERY close fastball go by upper outside of the plate for a lucky lucky ball.  next pitch is a bloop single to left.  here we go, rally time.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2010, 08:30:13 pm »
B8th, 2-3

Hey, we found something Matsui is better than somebody else at-- bunting!  Keppinger with two weak bunt attempts to go 0-2 (just lunged the bat out and fouled them off), then strikes out swinging on a wicked hard slider.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2010, 08:32:05 pm »
B8th, 2-3

Berkman with a HUGE swing on an 0-1 fastball, but swings through it.  hard liner to left on the next pitch for the second out.  el gordo up.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2010, 08:34:42 pm »
B8th, 2-3

Lee lays off two outside fastballs.  Mills is pissed at the ump for reasons I can't determine.  Throw over to Bourn, but he barely has a lead.  Same highish fastball that Berkman swung through, and Lee pops it up to second.

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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 08:35:56 pm »
LA Times Dodgers blog: LINK

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As in, despite his request and the Dodgers’ need, there’s about as much chance of Oswalt being traded here as Lindsay Lohan winning an award as Citizen of the Year.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2010, 08:37:06 pm »
Dice-K with a no-no against the Phillies through 7. Gyroball must be working tonight...
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2010, 08:40:28 pm »
T9: Lopez back on the bump. Blalock singles to right. Bartlett bunts up 3B line, throw to 1B off or not in time or something. Ruled sac and E1. Crawford does something, communication issues b/w Astros (having something to do with Berkman - listening to Milo remember), gets to 1B. None out, bases juiced, Zobrist up.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2010, 08:41:38 pm »
Zobrist walks on 5 pitches, run scores. TB 4, HOU 2. Arnsberg out to talk with Lopez (Lopez stays in).  None out, bases juiced, Longoria up at the dish.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2010, 08:43:53 pm »
Lines the 0-2 pitch straight to Berkman, tags the runner for the unassisted DP. 2 outs, runners at 2B and 3B.  Mills coming in. Someone else coming in to face the left hander Pena.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2010, 08:45:19 pm »
Hmmm. Lopez still in despite Arnsberg visit to the mound and Mills visit to the mound this inning.  Lopez gives the IBB to Pena.  Upton up to bat.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2010, 08:47:45 pm »
Fly ball to right. Inning over with only 1 scoring (not bad considering that run scored after a bases loaded walk with none out still).  On to the bottom of the 9th.  Go 'Stros!
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2010, 08:48:20 pm »
Closer Rafael Soriano in to pitch. Glad I can't see him throw, makes me dizzy...
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2010, 08:48:51 pm »
Spaz, Blum and Q scheduled to come to the dish in the B9.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2010, 08:49:53 pm »
Dice-K loses the no-no against the Phillies with 4 outs to go.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2010, 08:51:38 pm »
Thanks for the PBP, OSF.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2010, 08:51:47 pm »
Chopper to 3B, long throw across, just gets Pence. 1 out, none on.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2010, 08:52:07 pm »
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2010, 08:53:22 pm »
Blum flies out to left-center on the 0-2 pitch. 2 outs, none on. Q up.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2010, 08:55:06 pm »
Q: strikes out on the 1-2 pitch.  Ballgame: TB 4, HOU 2.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2010, 08:55:42 pm »
Shitfuck.
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Re: Rays & Stros May 22
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2010, 08:59:46 pm »
Fuckshit. Let's go pound some Budweiser and get 'em tomorrow.
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