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Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« on: May 21, 2010, 08:20:51 am »
I heard on the broadcast last night that Bob Ford is traveling to Japan to be an honorary PA announcer for the Orix Buffaloes on May 29th, who play at the Kyocera Dome.  And guess who'll be staying at a hotel about 1 mile from said Kyocera Dome that very night?  That's right...me!  What should I do?
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 08:33:16 am »
Two chicks at the same time.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 09:01:48 am »
I'm assuming because it's Japan, there's a time machine involved.

In this order:

1) Stop Hitler
2) Kick my ass in HS for dating Dana
3) Stop 9/11
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 09:05:29 am »
Two chicks at the same time
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 09:07:44 am »
Cabrera's having a menage a trois.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 09:09:54 am »
$3 handjob.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 09:23:57 am »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on May 21, 2010, 09:07:44 am
Cabrera's having a menage a trois.

no, i just seconded the notion.  all other notion's are inferior, especially alkie's, unless they also involve octopus porn.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2010, 09:24:29 am »
Against your better advice, I emailed Fox Sports Houston and told them I'd be there and if he wanted to meet a lifelong Astros fan after the game, to email me back!
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 10:58:24 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 21, 2010, 09:24:29 am
Against your better advice, I emailed Fox Sports Houston and told them I'd be there and if he wanted to meet a lifelong Astros fan after the game, to email me back!

...thereby insuring he won't.   Well played.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 11:00:37 am »
Quote from: Joey Trum on May 21, 2010, 09:23:57 am
no, i just seconded the notion.  all other notion's are inferior, especially alkie's, unless they also involve octopus porn.

That's just stupid.  You don't need a time machine to do two chicks at one time.  It's a waste of resources.  And octopi.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2010, 11:31:36 am »
Quote from: Alkie on May 21, 2010, 11:00:37 am
You don't need a time machine to do two chicks at one time.  It's a waste of resources.

I don't know. The time machines they make in Alabama are not resource intensive and are suitable for everyday purposes.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 01:34:11 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 21, 2010, 09:24:29 am
Against your better advice, I emailed Fox Sports Houston and told them I'd be there and if he wanted to meet a lifelong Astros fan after the game, to email me back!

Wonder if the Fan of the Game segment is any less uncomfortable overseas.
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 05:49:59 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 21, 2010, 10:58:24 am
...thereby insuring he won't.   Well played.

Oh well, forgive me if I'm not versed in social graces!  I was in the time machine having a 3-way with Hitler, for God's sake!
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Re: Bob Ford, Astros' PA announcer, in Japan...and so am I!
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 10:04:57 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 21, 2010, 05:49:59 pm
Oh well, forgive me if I'm not versed in social graces!  I was in the time machine having a 3-way with Hitler, for God's sake!

BUT WAS THERE TENTACLE PORN INVOLVED???  THAT'S WHAT WE I WANT TO KNOW!!!
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