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Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« on: May 02, 2010, 12:12:45 pm »
Houston   AB   R   H   RBI   BB   SO   LOB   AVG
Bourn, CF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .312
Keppinger, SS   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .290
Lee, C, LF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .176
Berkman, 1B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .229
Pence, RF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .224
Feliz, 3B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .250
Matsui, K, 2B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .162
Towles, C   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .209
Norris, P   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .200
Totals   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .235

Atlanta   AB   R   H   RBI   BB   SO   LOB   AVG
McLouth, CF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .183
Prado, 2B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .368
Jones, C, 3B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .215
McCann, C   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .234
Glaus, 1B   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .221
Heyward, RF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .256
Cabrera, Me, LF   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .195
Infante, SS   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .316
Lowe, D, P   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .125
Totals   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   .236

Note that El Caballo is back in the 3 and Gunther is back in the 5.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 12:37:41 pm »
ahhh, the road grays. love these.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 12:42:34 pm »
Lowe just threw over to first with Lee STANDING on first.  Yes, he's slow, but c'mon!
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 12:44:14 pm »
Quote from: Anit on May 02, 2010, 12:37:41 pm
ahhh, the road grays. love these.

Of their current uniforms, I do like these too.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 01:01:39 pm »
Houston leads the league in infield hits.

JR: "Hey, look! There's a positive!"
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 01:14:37 pm »
Quote from: Anit on May 02, 2010, 12:37:41 pm
ahhh, the road grays. love these.

Same here. I think the only time they wear them anymore is during Sunday road games when the home team wears red.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 01:21:18 pm »
wow carlos hustled and broke up a DP
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 01:33:51 pm »
And he's 2-for-2 today. JD wonders if he's coming out of it.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 01:45:24 pm »
Too early to IBB the rookie?
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 01:48:51 pm »
Stop the bleeding, guys, stop the bleeding.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 01:52:03 pm »
Berkman lets the popped up bunt drop, throws the runner out at 2nd, then Kep throws to Feliz to get the runner out going to 3rd. 

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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 01:52:36 pm »
That play by Berkman was almost Bagwell-esque.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 01:54:14 pm »
Yeah, YoungerSon leaped off the couch and wondered rather loudly why Berkman let that drop. My explanation was that it was probably easier to let it drop and throw the runner out at 2nd than to turn further around and hurl the ball to first, where he not only might not've gotten the runner, but he didn't know if anyone was covering the bag.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 02:02:46 pm »
Whoooooooooooooo Bourn with the double and Kepp with the double to score Bourn. Goose egg gone, 4-1 Bravos top 5.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 02:05:12 pm »
JD commented that the Turner Field organist was having some fun today, playing "Suspicious Minds" when Lance came up to bat, and "Feliz Navidad" when Pedro came up.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 02:07:29 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 02, 2010, 01:54:14 pm
Yeah, YoungerSon leaped off the couch and wondered rather loudly why Berkman let that drop. My explanation was that it was probably easier to let it drop and throw the runner out at 2nd than to turn further around and hurl the ball to first, where he not only might not've gotten the runner, but he didn't know if anyone was covering the bag.

Also, if he lets the ball drop, then the force play is still on at any base.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 02:07:55 pm »
Wow, another beautiful play by Bourn.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 02:09:16 pm »
Quote from: Craig on May 02, 2010, 02:07:29 pm
Also, if he lets the ball drop, then the force play is still on at any base.

See, I knew someone would find a simpler way to say what I was thinking.

Booouuurn with a running lay-out dive to rob the Bravos of a hit.

Norris at 80 pitches.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 02:14:35 pm »
Man, Heyward really gets some extension on his swing. He's only 20? He could develop some scary power as he ages.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 02:16:02 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 02, 2010, 02:14:35 pm
Man, Heyward really gets some extension on his swing. He's only 20? He could develop some scary power as he ages.

Brownie says they call him "Jay-Hey."

I'm going to modify that to "VaJayHey."
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 02:17:44 pm »
weird play, but i guess norris go the out he wanted at third anyway.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 02:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Joey Trum on May 02, 2010, 02:16:50 pm
he's got a good patience at the plate too.

And such a great attitude!  So humble!  And his parents went to Dartmouth!  And his 14 year old brother is in the scouts!
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 02:20:02 pm »
Jesus, what is it about this team and the 5th inning against the friggin' Braves?!?
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 02:20:40 pm »
weird that the lefty braves are getting such good contact on norris' sliders down and in.  that didn't seem like a bad pitch on that double there, but cabrera just smacked it to right like he knew it was coming.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2010, 02:32:53 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 02, 2010, 02:05:12 pm
JD commented that the Turner Field organist was having some fun today, playing "Suspicious Minds" when Lance came up to bat, and "Feliz Navidad" when Pedro came up.

Also "Born to Run" for Bourn.
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Re: Astros v. Braves May 2, 2010
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2010, 02:33:22 pm »
I think Chipper will win the Tool Race.
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