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Diamondbutts vs Astros
« on: August 21, 2009, 07:08:31 pm »
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G. Parra cf     
M. Reynolds 3b
M. Montero c    
C. Tracy 1b   
R. Roberts 2b    
T. Oeltjen lf        
A. Romero rf    
Y. Petit p

Houston:

M. Bourn cf
M. Tejada ss
L. Berkman 1b   
C. Lee lf    
G. Blum 3b    
H. Pence rf    
J. Keppinger 2b
C. Coste c       
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 07:50:31 pm »
Anyone else's comcast hd not getting audio?

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 07:55:56 pm »
Anyone else's comcast hd not getting audio?


It's fine on DTV's feed, fwiw
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 07:58:42 pm »
Thanks, I know comcast sucks, but I just wanted to see if it sucked for me specifically or for the broader population.  Gotta get out of this apt where I can't get a dish!

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 08:30:51 pm »
Still nada to zilch?
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 08:31:16 pm »
Astros 1-0.

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 08:36:09 pm »
Pence singled (or something), stole 2nd, and was driven in by a Keppinger double. I don't even remember what inning that was, the Macallan is that good.

Now we have Bourn on 3rd after a Berkman single, 1 out, bottom of 6.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 08:37:37 pm »
Bourn's steal on that pick-off attempt was pretty cool.

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 08:40:52 pm »
Lee walks to load the bases with one out, and then Blum pops out to 1st. Here comes Pence!!!.
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 08:47:00 pm »
Here comes Pence!!!.
Pence with a mighty pop up to shallow CF. 1-0 end of 6

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 08:48:57 pm »
Fortunately, Roy looks good tonight. But I'd sure prefer a lead of more than one run.
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2009, 08:49:30 pm »
Thanks, subnucular(Texas pronunciation). My non-exploding iPhone wannabe Blackberry piece of shit can't get to anything but the Gamezone at the moment, for whatever God damn reason. I'd blame Bush, to appease Chuck, Musical and Limey, but ol' W's in Crawford and sorta out of the picture now.

Who's playing? This Shiner 100 I'm swilling is an odd mixture of Sam Adams,Bock and Aunt Jamaima. "Drink up, huh?"
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 08:51:56 pm »
Did I just post that? (Shit)
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 08:53:33 pm »
Did I just post that? (Shit)

Yes.  I blame Bush.

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 08:58:11 pm »
Roy yanked for a PH after 7.

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2009, 08:58:30 pm »
Patty interviews the Fan o' the Game and the lady said they, "came early ... got Cooper's autograph but wish it would have been someone else. "

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 09:02:30 pm »
offense is on a roll with the bases loaded tonight.....   oh wait, that's par for the course, isn't it.

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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2009, 09:02:50 pm »
Tejada can sure hit into a double play well.
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2009, 09:03:49 pm »
Yes.  I blame Bush.

Hell, yeah, me too.

Hey austro, what year are you drinking?
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2009, 09:04:07 pm »
Tejada can sure hit into a double play well.

He and Lee are in something of a Double Play Hero competition.
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2009, 09:10:24 pm »
Hey austro, what year are you drinking?

12 year old. It's my go-to Scotch. I've got some Oban waiting for me, but I'll save that for a couple weeks from now for the old-man-just-took-his-youngest-daughter-to-college retrospective.
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2009, 09:10:33 pm »
Friends, welcome to the National League. This is without a doubt my favorite kind of game.
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2009, 09:12:21 pm »
12 year old. It's my go-to Scotch. I've got some Oban waiting for me, but I'll save that for a couple weeks from now for the old-man-just-took-his-youngest-daughter-to-college retrospective.

Nice. I splash out with 18 every once in a great while. I once had the 25 and it was outrageous. I like Oban, too.
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2009, 09:14:59 pm »
I think Rauch is still growing.
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2009, 09:16:24 pm »
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Nanette Fabray...

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« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2009, 09:18:17 pm »
Overe under on Valverde's batters: 5
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Re: Diamondbutts vs Astros
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2009, 09:19:15 pm »
Overe under on Valverde's batters: 5

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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2009, 09:19:26 pm »
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Nanette Fabray...

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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2009, 09:20:10 pm »
Overe under on Valverde's batters: 5

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« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2009, 09:27:04 pm »
Wow, Roy actually gets the win this time

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« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 09:27:05 pm »
Under.
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« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 09:27:17 pm »
I aspire to 10 year old Glenmorangie. Is that a bad thing? If so, I'll work my vat back to Cutty.

I find nothing wrong with Glenmorangie at all. It's another of my favorites. As you can probably tell, I'm more of a Highlands guy.

Years ago Cutty did some "blends" that were aged in port or sherry casks. I thought those were pretty good, although I can imagine that purists were revolted.
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« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2009, 09:29:13 pm »
Well, what do I win for getting the under?

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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2009, 09:31:22 pm »
Well, what do I win for getting the under?

35 bonus electrons. Enjoy!
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2009, 09:35:55 pm »
Cutty for sub-nucular!
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2009, 09:39:02 pm »
35 bonus electrons. Enjoy!

Why do you guys always have to be so negative?

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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2009, 09:39:17 pm »
Cutty for sub-nucular!

That's more like it.

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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2009, 09:54:42 pm »
Why do you guys always have to be so negative?

They're just trying to get a charge out of you.
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« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2009, 10:15:15 pm »
You're both grounded!
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« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2009, 10:27:24 pm »
And while we're at it, fuck the Cubs, Co-Jakes and Bud Selig! "And that goes for you, too, Marlin fan who bailed out in the 5th inning last night!

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