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Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« on: May 08, 2009, 08:23:50 am »
Taras Bulba's preview for the Padres series is posted. Read it quick before Coop gets out the hook!

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 08:29:05 am »
"Pink in the Park Bracelet"?

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 08:47:32 am »
El Mysterio is a perfect fit for Roy. Great preview.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 09:19:06 am »
great preview. never enough Gardner photos.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 10:01:36 am »
An appropriately angry and disgusting Craig preview is the silver lining to a shitty season so far.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 10:03:02 am »
It bears repeating:

Chris Burke is starting for them.  At shortstop.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 10:06:01 am »
An appropriately angry and disgusting Craig preview is the silver lining to a shitty season so far.

that was Taras, i think.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 10:07:08 am »
that was Taras, i think.

Germans?

Nevermind, he's on a roll!

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 10:13:37 am »
that was Taras, i think.

Yeah, this is Taras Bulba's preview; I just put up the road sign to it. I've got the Cubs preview next week and I'm taking notes from Taras.

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 10:17:27 am »
Yeah, this is Taras Bulba's preview; I just put up the road sign to it. I've got the Cubs preview next week and I'm taking notes from Taras.

get him to lend you photos of Eva Brau..., i mean Pam Gardner.
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 10:23:44 am »
Damnit, will I ever get anything right?

Taras, thank you for your preview.  Sorry I'm failing at reading thoroughly.  I wonder what else I'm failing at?
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 10:34:18 am »
Beautiful work, Taras. My favorite smidgen of a line: a non partisan lip lock of hideous sister kissing suck. With something like that, how can you go wrong?
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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 10:49:03 am »
Geer is a goddamned Rice puke and probably does calculus problems when he should be out screwing.

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 11:40:06 am »
Giving away that "bobblehead" before Mother's Day is going to give people the wrong idea. 

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 04:24:14 pm »
If only John Scherer could help you figure out how to post it yourself

Nice work!
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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2009, 11:24:56 pm »
If only John Scherer could help you figure out how to post it yourself

Nice work!

Very nice.  You are a wonderful person.

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Re: Series Preview -- Team Going to Hell: Padres Needed
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2009, 08:45:44 pm »
If only John Scherer could help you figure out how to post it yourself

Nice work!

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