Shalom and Play Ball

[Taras Bulba]

Happy Passover, bitches.  Sing this to the tune of "Take me out to the ball game:"

Take us out of Egypt
Free us from slavery
Bake us some matzah in a haste
Don't worry 'bout flavor--
Give no thought to taste.
Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to the Red Sea
If we don't cross it's a shame
For it's ten plagues
Down and you're out
At the Pesach history game.

[Gizzmonic]

Happy Passover!  Stock up on Kosher Coke...the kind with real sugar, not that high fructose corn syrup bullshit.

Happy Passover, bitches.  Sing this to the tune of "Take me out to the ball game:"

Take us out of Egypt
Free us from slavery
Bake us some matzah in a haste
Don't worry 'bout flavor--
Give no thought to taste.
Oh it's rush, rush, rush, to the Red Sea
If we don't cross it's a shame
For it's ten plagues
Down and you're out
At the Pesach history game.