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A warning to all men
« on: September 29, 2008, 10:14:26 am »
Mrs. MM brought home "Sex and the City: The Movie" this weekend.

I forced her to turn it off after an hour, and she agreed.

You may think that such an obvious chick flick is good negotiating leverage for something you really want.  Do not make this mistake.  No good can come from sitting through this pile of crap, no matter how many things your significant other may promise in return.

If this DVD enters your sight, break it across your knee immediately.  If this is deemed unacceptable, end the relationship.

That is all.
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 10:48:09 am »
i enjoyed it, but i don't think i'd watch it with a guy.  it is probably the biggest chick flick i know.
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 11:11:21 am »
Despite all the teasing I took at work for not going to see it, I stood my ground.  Have no desire to see it. At all.
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 11:38:39 am »
My girlfriend loves the TV show...but she said the movie sucks.  I'll never see it anyway...
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 11:58:15 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on September 29, 2008, 11:38:39 am
My girlfriend loves the TV show...but she said the movie sucks.  I'll never see it anyway...

I am losing patience with HBO.  Why they chose to make a movie of that show, and not the promised Deadwood movies, I'll never know.  Entourage is about the only show of theirs I watch, and I'm spending more and more time on Showtime - especially now that Dexter's back (but I haven't seen the first episode yet, so no spoilers please).

Also, I could stand to watch a two-hour movie of Ari Gold going off on people.
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 12:10:57 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 29, 2008, 11:58:15 am
now that Dexter's back


I have something besides baseball to watch.
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 12:50:11 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 29, 2008, 11:58:15 am
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Also, I could stand to watch a two-hour movie of Ari Gold going off on people.

You see Tropic Thunder yet?
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 01:05:00 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 29, 2008, 11:58:15 am
Why they chose to make a movie of that show, and not the promised Deadwood movies, I'll never know. 

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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 01:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 29, 2008, 11:58:15 am
Why they chose to make a movie of that show, and not the promised Deadwood movies, I'll never know. 

Because you can't put "cocksucker" on a movie poster.

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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2008, 02:01:43 pm »
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 02:02:19 pm »
Bravo, sir.
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Re: A warning to all men
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 02:19:12 pm »
/slow clap

Well done.
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