Ridiculous

[austro]

I went to Hobby Lobby today to buy some Krylon primer, and apparently the Austin powers-that-be have introduced some new regulation that requires all purchasers of spray paint (and glue) to fill out a bunch of paperwork before the purchase can be consummated. I probably wouldn't have to provide more information if I were buying a gun.

[BizidyDizidy]

And then I went home and sniffed the shit out of it

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

They don't give two shit about who sniffs it. It cost a lot of money to clean up the unauthorized and mostly shitty public art on the sides of buildings, bus stops, fences, park playgrounds and other such places.

[Lurch]

They don't give two shit about who sniffs it. It cost a lot of money to clean up the unauthorized and mostly shitty public art on the sides of buildings, bus stops, fences, park playgrounds and other such places.

So how do you explain the glue?  I, for one, think there should be more glitter-art graffiti.

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

It's folly to attempt explain most bullshit. It's just one of many of life's paradoxes.  I can go into a Hay-She-Be or a Home Depot and buy any number of things to inhale that could fry my brain, and no one would make me fill out any forms, unless it's spray paint, or perhaps, model airplane glue.

I have a fence that gets repainted about 3 times a year. Currently that fence is more paint than wood. I don't care how "talented" the "artist" is, it's still my canvass the cocksuckers are using and they didn't ask my permission. Fucking vandals.