Okay, it's kind of silly to do this but what the heck, you only live once and since I'm not a Clark but a Pope, the damage that will be inflicted on me should be minimal. Right? Ahum... right?!?! M'kay, let's do this any way. I was thinking what would be a reasonable expectation that the team could have for the next two months (April/May) that would drive the type of changes usually made right after Memorial Day. Here is what I would think would be the reasonable expectations from the current team (based on the Frankensteinian effort to put together this team from many different parts):
1. April: I think the Astros expect to be somewhere below .500 and sitting in fourth or third place in the division if lucky. You can't expect the team to gel right away, so as long as they're not 20 games below .500, you don't panic at 10 or less games below .500 at this point. You may even come to expect it from a team finding itself.
2. May: I think the Astros expect to be somewhere near .500 if not at .500 if all things break the way they think they will. 500 baseball by Memorial Day is pretty good for a team made up of so many different parts. But it's probably not unreasonable given the quality of those parts, primarily the addition of Tejada to the middle of this lineup.
3. April/May Expectation for the Pitching: At least one starter will step out from the pack and take ownership of the #2 spot by Memorial Day. Who that will be is left to your imagination, but I think they (the Astros) believe one will definitely step out by then. If not, that will be priority #1 in the trade scenarios they will start to develop.
4. April/May Expectations for the Offense: At least one of the two top of the lineup hitters should establish themselves as a good OBP guy. Bourn? Matsui? Pence? I dunno who, but one of them better do it by Memorial Day, you don't want to think about this being a problem area for the team. I also think they fully expect the middle of the lineup to be solid. However, Carlos Lee said something the other day that smacks of very intuitive and dead spot on as a warning to the top of the lineup guys: "We can't keep depending on homeruns to be how we win games". Eggszactly, the expectation should be that this team should start to establish ways of manufacturing runs easier than they've shown to date. Chicas dig the long ball, yes. But by Memorial Day, better have more than the long ball as a feature of this offense.
5. April/May Expectation for the Defense: I think they realize that by Memorial Day, the up the middle defense will be head and shoulders better than last year. The expectation will be that it is one of the top defensive teams in the league. At least top third in the league. The corners for this team are a bit shaky, but if the up the middle defense is rock solid, this will go a ways to help keep the team in every game.
6. April/May Expectation for the Bench: The guys who are the late inning hitters, early inning hitters, et. al. from the list of former starters on the bench should flesh out. I believe they know that they have, other than Tomas Perez, no real experienced bench/utility player. Maybe Blum, who looks more like a platoon guy to me (also Loretta). I think they will evaluate Cheo and Erstad by then as either viable bench guys or guys who struggled to make the transition in their game. This will probably be a position they may consider strengthening by the time Memorial Day rolls around.