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Pence interviewed by ESPN
« on: March 07, 2008, 12:29:02 pm »
He addresses issues as varied as last years production, glass doors, ping pong, Clemens stealing their fans, and Tejada.
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Re: Pence interviewed by ESPN
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 12:32:31 pm »
Pretty sure Biggio had 5 hits that night, Spaz.

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Re: Pence interviewed by ESPN
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 07:01:47 pm »
Now I get it! Spaz was running to get a johnny hat, so he could safely nail that broad in the hot tub, and in all the excitement he didn't see the sliding glass door had been closed.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 08:07:37 pm »
Now I get it! Spaz was running to get a johnny hat, so he could safely nail that broad in the hot tub, and in all the excitement he didn't see the sliding glass door had been closed.

Glad you could make it.  We've been waiting here for ever.

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Re: Pence interviewed by ESPN
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 09:42:33 am »
Glad you could make it.  We've been waiting here for ever.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

The thing is, Spaz might have just as likely been going to get a toy submarine, or laundry detergent, or purple fizzies.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Pence interviewed by ESPN
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 05:47:52 pm »
Yeah, yeah. I know.

The thing is, Spaz might have just as likely been going to get a toy submarine, or laundry detergent, or purple fizzies.

...or have mistaken an overflying airplane for a long fly ball.