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The cost of a dropped call?
« on: February 25, 2008, 10:33:38 pm »
Sounds like Debbie got some nice ice from Roger to "celebrate" his return to the Yankees.

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papers say Clemens, who had pitched for the Yankees from 1999 to 2003, decided to buy the ring after he announced in May 2007 that he had agreed to return to the team following a stint with the Houston Astros. Soon after, Clemens called Hyman to say he wanted to buy a ring for his wife.

The ring in question contains a 2 1/2 carat pink diamond.

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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 11:43:58 pm »
She probably would have broke her Bedazzler trying to attach that rock to a pink Astros cap.
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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 09:17:53 am »
That's not all he got her:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

I probably would have paid to see Debbie Clemens and Jessica Canseco show their boobs to each other.  Could be a new revenue stream for Drayton McLane. 
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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 09:47:01 am »
Boy, the only word I can think of is "Classy"... yep, that's one classy woman, comparing boob jobs.  I need to share this article w/ my wife, maybe get her to flash the goods out in public.   
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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 12:15:57 pm »
That's not all he got her:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

I probably would have paid to see Debbie Clemens and Jessica Canseco show their boobs to each other.  Could be a new revenue stream for Drayton McLane. 

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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 12:24:53 pm »
That's not all he got her:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

I probably would have paid to see Debbie Clemens and Jessica Canseco show their boobs to each other.  Could be a new revenue stream for Drayton McLane. 

They could open a theme bar at the park, "The Wives' Big Bamboobs."

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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 12:51:49 pm »
That's not all he got her:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

I probably would have paid to see Debbie Clemens and Jessica Canseco show their boobs to each other.  Could be a new revenue stream for Drayton McLane. 

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Re: The cost of a dropped call?
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 03:13:44 pm »
Hey Jessica: why the long face?

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