The other day I was going through the meat section at the grocery store, looking for some hot dogs to grill while I was also doing steaks. And right there in the middle of the wieners was the fucking Cardinals logo on packages of hot dogs. A big-ass logo too, that dominated most of the package. They were actually Hunter brand hot dogs, but all you could really see was redbird. It said "Official Hot Dogs of the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals."
Shit, talk about something that will kill your appetite. I turned all the packages over and bought some Earl Campbell sausages instead.