In better news...

[MusicMan]

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1211simpson-CR.html

Let it be.

[T. J.]

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1211simpson-CR.html

Let it be.

But here's the bad news.

[Limey]

Potential two-fer.  The role her father kyboshed was the lead in a biopic about Jenna Jameson.  Reports are that Scarlett Johanson is in the frame for that movie.

Might be time soon to upgrade to HD DVD.

[MikeyBoy]

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1211simpson-CR.html

Let it be.

She has to do something, her acting was pathetic in Dukes of Hazzard...or was it the directing?

[JJxvi]

LMAO @ "The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown"

[MusicMan]

She has to do something, her acting was pathetic in Dukes of Hazzard...or was it the directing?

I have never, ever noticed her acting.

[Limey]

But here's the bad news.

I understand her position completely.

[ybbodeus]

She has to do something, her acting was pathetic in Dukes of Hazzard...or was it the directing?

Nice job.

[Limey]

LMAO @ "The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown"

It is logic like this that will have Jessica Alba following suit sooner or later.

[MusicMan]

"You mean putting out on the first date won't find me love?"

[Phil_in_CS]

It is logic like this that will have Jessica Alba following suit sooner or later.

Sadly, it will likely be a playboy things a few decades too late.

[Waldo]

But here's the bad news.

More likely that it's because she's preggers.

[Limey]

Sadly, it will likely be a playboy things a few decades too late.

Her career peaked at a young age.  The might catch her early enough (see Swanson, Kristy).

[Limey]

More likely that it's because she's preggers.

Mwahahahahaha!  Many a starlet has used Playboy to show that they're still hot post-partum.

[Jacksonian]

More likely that it's because she's preggers.

Unmarried and pregnant.

"Hollywood sex symbol Jessica Alba will "never" go nude for a film because her Catholic roots prevent her."

Those roots don't run too deep.  Stay in shape Jessica.

[Limey]

BTW, did I mention that Scarlett Johanson could be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic?

[MusicMan]

BTW, did I mention that Scarlett Johanson could be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic?

Yes, and I'm still recovering from that.

[Limey]

Yes, and I'm still recovering from that.

Bzzzzzzzt!

The correct response is:  "I'll be in my bunk."

[MusicMan]

Bzzzzzzzt!

The correct response is:  "I'll be in my bunk."

The bloodflow is not currently allowing for wit.

[Jacksonian]

BTW, did I mention that Scarlett Johanson could be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic?

A Johansson/Simpson double play combination makes me feel all woody.  But, I think we'd all like to see Alba step up and convert her prospect status into big league production.

[Limey]

A Johansson/Simpson double play combination makes me feel all woody.

Old and ginger?

[Limey]

More bad news re: never-nude starlets.  This, is Jennifer Love Hewitt's backside (in a bikini).

[Jacksonian]

More bad news re: never-nude starlets.  This, is Jennifer Love Hewitt's backside (in a bikini).

I hate it when my pics aren't airbrushed.

[Ty in Tampa]

I hate it when my pics aren't sandblasted.

Fixed.

[Jacksonian]

Fixed.

Amazing what a little creative work can do for my thong pics, huh?

[JackAstro]

BTW, did I mention that Scarlett Johanson could be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic?

Bad news, partially mitigated by good pictures.

[MusicMan]

Bad news, partially mitigated by good pictures.

Hate you.

[Ty in Tampa]

Amazing what a little creative work can do for my thong pics, huh?

I don't know about you but JLH looks to be needing a little more than creative work. More like bondo.

[Lurch]

BTW, did I mention that Scarlett Johanson could be playing Jenna Jameson in an upcoming biopic?

Fool me once...

[JackAstro]

Hate you.

And.... we're even. Now I can focus on whatever it is I do for a living.

[Craig]

Bzzzzzzzt!

The correct response is:  "I'll be in my bunk."

I'm glad I read down the thread, because this is exactly what I was going to say.

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

Unmarried and pregnant.

"Hollywood sex symbol Jessica Alba will "never" go nude for a film because her Catholic roots prevent her."

Those roots don't run too deep.  Stay in shape Jessica.

I'm just looking forward to the effect that pregnancy will have on her; I hope she has a thirsty little nipper.

[TheWizard]

Bad news, partially mitigated by good pictures.

This is a rollercoaster of emotions.

[matadorph]

I'm just looking forward to the effect that pregnancy will have on her

You mean that pregnancy glow?

[chuck]

And to think that I just spent an hour reading through that damn Tejada thread when I could have been busying myself with more pressing issues.

[Kent's Moustache]

"Well, if you'll excuse us, we're off to go beat a couple of bludgers."

"Ah, going to play some quidditch?"

"Noooo."

[headhunter]

Unmarried and pregnant.

"Hollywood sex symbol Jessica Alba will "never" go nude for a film because her Catholic roots prevent her."

Those roots don't run too deep.  Stay in shape Jessica.

I disagree about those roots, like many other good catholic girls she didn't use birth control. See yah sunday sister.

[Lurch]

I disagree about those roots, like many other good catholic girls she didn't use birth control. See yah sunday sister.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8