dont you just love rumors ..

[Fredia]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Gagne-to-Rangers-or-Astros-?urn=mlb,54115
that would really upset the whole cart of apples

[pravata]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Gagne-to-Rangers-or-Astros-?urn=mlb,54115
that would really upset the whole cart of apples

That doesn't rise to the level of rumor.  The source is Nick Cafardo of the Boston Globe.  He's out of his element writing about anything outside of Boston. 

"Speaking of Gagné, Boras will look for a closer job for him, but it might be difficult given his poor performance with the Sox. There's a possibility that he returns to Texas, or replaces Brad Lidge..."

There's many things wrong with considering this reporting.  But the major problem for the Astros is the word "Boras". 

[TheWizard]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Curly]

This would go against everything the Astros have done this off season.

[GreatBagwellsBeard]

Please Please PLEASE get this guy out of our town.

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